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That’s right. Real me don’t wear leggings. If you get mad at me saying that then you can easily build that one structure people use to get over things. 

I obviously live under a rock or need to either start reading the latest tabloids or watching television. I’m sure I’m weeks behind on the latest absurd things rappers/celebrities wear. Nevertheless, no matter how late I may be, the point is still valid. Men should not wear leggings. It wasn’t acceptable in Robin Hood: Men in Tights and it’s definitely not suitable now. The audacity of it all is the men that wear skinny jeans have the nerve to sag them. What was that Eddie Griffin said? “Saggin‘ is faggin’? Yea, it pretty much is. I’m sure those that partake in this horrible fad don’t know the origins of sagging. It all goes back to prisoners back in the day having nothing to hold their britches up so they sagged. I won’t thoroughly get into that but you get my point.

Either Lil’ Wayne wants someone to poke him and I’m not talking about on Facebook, or he’s totally unaware what he’s displaying to the youth. This is up there with the worst plague known to humanity — it sure as hell spreads like one.

I’m not just picking on Lil’ Wayne, he’s just a good example at the moment.

Just don’t wear pants at all; you already there! Skinny jeans are so tight on women, I can only imagine how a man’s testicles feel. What baffles me, you have on a belt, the skinny jeans are skin-tight, how in the hell are they sagging them? Did he deliberately lay on the bed and sucked in his gut then proceed to hop up and down to get them on and pulled them down below his ass and have the nerve to lace a belt? What’s is this need to show off your ass and drawers to the world? Who cares? You should want to keep that kind of thing under wraps unless you’re on the prowl for someone.

This should be a special on National Geographic.

Leggings, skinny jeans, tights and every other fashion that you got out of the women’s section of Wal-mart need to stay in that section. It’s embarrassing to see a man in the same section of the store as I. I totally refuse to believe that there are people out there making these jeans for men (especially the ones Lil’ Wayne is wearing). Who told him that — hell who told any man that it was okay to wear yeast-infection-bound-to-happen jeans?

I know one thing, if my son EVER came walking in the house with some jeans that look like they belong to me but they’re his, he’s going to wish he was back in the womb.

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