Category Archives: Short Stories
I’ve always have ideas for short stories, even though mine are sometimes pretty long. Well anyway, my rough draft of short stories will go here.
A Poem Just For Me
I don’t know who made this poem; Adam didn’t give me all the details but he dedicated this poem to me. Oh, who is Adam? He’s my boyfriend.
I had closed the door upon my heart
And wouldn’t let anyone in,
I had trusted and loved only to be hurt
But, that would never happen again.I had locked the door and tossed the key
As hard, and as far as I could,
Love would never enter there again,
My heart was closed for good.Then you came into my life
And made me change my m…ind,
Just when I thought that tiny key
was impossible to find.That’s when you held out your hand
And proved to me I was wrong,
Inside your palm was the key to my heart…
You had it all along.
Its a little cheesy, but I like it. In his words, describes us in a nut shell.

The Broiled Diver
Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The body was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and face mask.
A postmortem examination revealed that the diver did not die from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. They found that, on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast – some 20 MILES away from the forest.
The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and emptied. The diver was scooped out of the ocean, into the bucket and dropped over the fire.

Malin Kundang [The Indonesian Myth]
A long time ago, in a small village near the beach in West Sumatera, lived a woman and her son, Malin Kundang. Malin Kundang’s father had passed away when he was a baby, and he had to live hard with his mother.
Malin Kundang was a healthy, diligent, and strong child. He usually went to the sea to catch fish, and brought it to his mother, or sold it in the town.
One day, when Malin Kundang was sailing as usual, he saw a merchant’s ship which was being raided by a small band of pirates. With his bravery and power, Malin Kundang defeated the pirates. The merchant was so happy and asked Malin Kundang to sail with him. Malin Kundang agreed.
Many years later, Malin Kundang became a wealthy merchant, with a huge ship, loads of trading goods, many ship crews, and a beautiful wife. In his journey, his ship landed on a beach. The villagers recognized him, and the news ran fast in the town: Malin Kundang became a rich man and now he is here. His mother, in deep sadness after years of loneliness, ran to the beach to meet her beloved son again.
When the mother came, Malin Kundang, in front of his well dressed wife, his crews and his own glory, denied to meet that old, poor and dirty woman. For three times she begged Malin Kundang and for three times yelled at her. At last Malin Kundang said to her “Enough, old woman! I have never had a mother like you, a dirty and ugly peasant!” Then he ordered his crews to set sail.
Enraged, she cursed Malin Kundang that he would turn into a stone if he didn’t apologize. Malin Kundang just laughed and set sail. In the quiet sea, suddenly a thunderstorm came. His huge ship was wrecked and it was too late for Malin Kundang to apologize. He was thrown by the wave out of his ship, fell on a small island, and suddenly turned into stone.

AIDS Mary
A group of young college women went to Florida for spring break. While there, one of them met the perfect man and fell madly in love. By the end of the week they were engaged but when spring break ended the girl had to fly home.
When they were saying goodbye at the airport, the man gave her a ring box in which she assumed was an engagement ring. When she got home, she excitedly told her family and friends all about “Mr. wonderful”, and with them gathered around her she opened the ring box, which contained a toy skeleton and a piece of paper which said “Welcome to the world of AIDS.“
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“To My Haters” Poem
Due to the large amount of idiots who felt that it was okay to advertise this specific blog to defend their coonery. I took the stupid ass poem down. Also because its obvious people didn’t read what I said about this poem. The message wasn’t getting through. So thanks “biancabee” and your other dumb ass friends. You’ll have to find another blog or site to display your coonery.
Also, you should read this poem…just click here.
Update 7-20-2010: 5 Months later, you’re just now seeing this ‘biancabee‘? & You have the nerve to get mad and try to call me out when you lack maturity? I did the right thing by taking it down; I can’t allow people to glorify such idiocy through my blog. Especially since I don’t find people who have all these ‘haters’ to be of sound mind.
Oh but look guys, look what she sent me in an E-mail!
Bytch ur fuckin 19 years old got a baby claime u dont want drama or anything and that ur SOOO muchure but u have the tym to make a website about me ahahah bytch grown the fuck up and fuckin act ur age and not ur shoe size ! honey aint nobody jelouse of u y would i b jelouse of u ahahaah get a fuckin life and grown up
This is all I have to say…
LMAO! 19? I’m 22 and I’m kid-less. Who life did you get me mixed up with, yours? You’re so pathetic, its insulting to even entertain sending this message, let alone replying to it. You got so mad you had to send me a e-mail AFTER leaving that idiotic comment [that got edited and laughed at by me and my admins]? Are you off your rocker? If you’re going to get mad and be jealous of me [which no one said you were] you could of at least typed like you have an IQ. But you don’t and you’re a child and I shouldn’t even be stooping down to a hood-rats level but I don’t have shit to do at the moment.
Thanks for the attention and the entertainment. I got you mad and that’s all that matters at the moment, until I get bored with that. While you’re picking up your keys from your keyboard off the floor, I’m laughing and blocking your e-mail address so you won’t disrespect my e-mail ever again. I know my English isn’t all that great but I’m sure my IQ dropped trying to translate your sad excuse for English or slang as most of you hood-rats put it. Hows that for maturity? & Look, I didn’t even call you out your name. I wonder can you even do that without crashing and burning. No one will ever know. Again, thanks. You’ve been the highlight of the day for at least 2 minutes. You should be flattered.
& For the record, this is one blog, with your ‘name’ in it. I did not make a site surrounding you. What are you, 12? You must can’t grasp the concept of a ‘post’. I can’t believe your brain-dead ass thought I would make a whole site about you. You aren’t even worth the keystrokes I’m wasting now on you.
I still would like to know people…where in the hell did she get this imaginary life about me? When the hell did I confess to the world that I wish I was ‘drama-free’? When the hell did I get a kid?
I haven’t been 19 for 4 years…
Also can someone tell this stupid bitch my name IS NOT Ashely Cook or Ashley Hayez?!?! I can’t seem to get through to the sorry S.O.B.

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