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Real Men Don’t Wear Leggings
That’s right. Real me don’t wear leggings. If you get mad at me saying that then you can easily build that one structure people use to get over things. 
I obviously live under a rock or need to either start reading the latest tabloids or watching television. I’m sure I’m weeks behind on the latest absurd things rappers/celebrities wear. Nevertheless, no matter how late I may be, the point is still valid. Men should not wear leggings. It wasn’t acceptable in Robin Hood: Men in Tights and it’s definitely not suitable now. The audacity of it all is the men that wear skinny jeans have the nerve to sag them. What was that Eddie Griffin said? “Saggin‘ is faggin’? Yea, it pretty much is. I’m sure those that partake in this horrible fad don’t know the origins of sagging. It all goes back to prisoners back in the day having nothing to hold their britches up so they sagged. I won’t thoroughly get into that but you get my point.
Either Lil’ Wayne wants someone to poke him and I’m not talking about on Facebook, or he’s totally unaware what he’s displaying to the youth. This is up there with the worst plague known to humanity — it sure as hell spreads like one.
I’m not just picking on Lil’ Wayne, he’s just a good example at the moment.
Just don’t wear pants at all; you already there! Skinny jeans are so tight on women, I can only imagine how a man’s testicles feel. What baffles me, you have on a belt, the skinny jeans are skin-tight, how in the hell are they sagging them? Did he deliberately lay on the bed and sucked in his gut then proceed to hop up and down to get them on and pulled them down below his ass and have the nerve to lace a belt? What’s is this need to show off your ass and drawers to the world? Who cares? You should want to keep that kind of thing under wraps unless you’re on the prowl for someone.
This should be a special on National Geographic.
Leggings, skinny jeans, tights and every other fashion that you got out of the women’s section of Wal-mart need to stay in that section. It’s embarrassing to see a man in the same section of the store as I. I totally refuse to believe that there are people out there making these jeans for men (especially the ones Lil’ Wayne is wearing). Who told him that — hell who told any man that it was okay to wear yeast-infection-bound-to-happen jeans?
I know one thing, if my son EVER came walking in the house with some jeans that look like they belong to me but they’re his, he’s going to wish he was back in the womb.
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Like this:
“You’re a Cracker in Nigger skin…”
Let me start off by saying, what…the…fuck!?
Okay, of all the things, I read and heard in my life this is by far the most ridiculous. This character; this coward, this fucking pompous idiot who was obviously beat as a child. Comes waltzing his dumb ass across my blog; looks around, makes a few clicks then decides to contact me and tell me that I’m a ‘cracker in nigger skin’ and that I shouldn’t be listening to Metallica, building/fixing computers, being myself mostly because I’m trying to be them and that’s something I’m not.
First of all, if it wasn’t for blacks, rock music wouldn’t exist. Let’s name a few, Funkadelic, Jimi Hendrix, Muddy Waters, etc etc. We paved the way for Metallica, Slipknot, Disturbed, even the washed up Linkin’ Park. I listen to all of them and there is not a one of you racist bigots going to stop me. I’m going to be myself until I take my last damn breath.
If ignorance is bliss then that son of a bitch was sitting on cloud 9. Normally I wouldn’t get upset over the word nigger because, it’s just a word. But to say, I’m a cracker …in nigger skin is the most outrageous shit I’ve ever witnessed. There are so many things wrong with that statement and anyone who thinks like this don’t deserve to breathe let alone procreate. I must say, it was creative though. He must have some true hard feelings for people of color. Or maybe he’s just a sad and lonely – pathetic piece of shit who is looking for his 15 minutes of fame. Well your 15 minutes is up missy and so is this article.
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Like this:
A man SHOULD NOT know how to belly dance
Well at least not this damn good:
You cannot call yourself a thug – a man for that matter if you can belly dance like that. I can picture him in a gay bar than on his neighborhood corner roughing up someone who was late on pay. Call me a ‘hater’, I’ll be that.
Calling ‘Mook’ out huh? Something tells me this “Mook” person isn’t a girl…
All this guy have on his Youtube page is videos of him belly dancing. I mean I’m not convinced that he’s doing it to get the ladies. I seriously think he’s so deep in the closet, he’s having adventures in Narnia.
The Ugliest Jeans I’ve Ever Seen in My Life!
Just when I thought life couldn’t even attempt to inspire people to make anything uglier, here we have…a pair of jeans that should of stayed as someone bedsheets.
It Don’t Get Any Gayer Than This…
Its not one female in the room or probably in the house for that matter. It would make some type of sense if there were females they were doing this to but its a bunch of dudes in a room slanging sausages. Yes the women love this video; not including me but shouldn’t some red flags go off? I shouldn’t give a shit but spectacular or who ever that is in the video with the other fags from Pretty Ricky has lost his straight card. That shit has been revoked.
Oh but wait…it does!
Rap/Hip-Hop is officially in the toilet, one more video like this and it would be flushed.
3rd Grader Passes Out Bags of Heroin At Elementary School Playground [Video]
3rd Grader Passes Out Bags of Heroin At Elementary School
This is why your mouth shouldn’t write checks ya’ ass can’t cash…
Its always a Coolio lookin’ motherfucker talkin’ shit. He got the bricks knocked out his ass and he was still talkin’ shit. I guess some fools never learn, then again you can’t teach an old project, section-8 housing, gangsta wanna-be; new tricks.
Oh, someone tell me, wtf is a “amburlamps”? Not only is this fool writing bounced checks, he’s as stupid as a brick wall.
-Chris
The Funniest Shit I’ve Read All Morning
CLEVELAND — Police arrested a Parma man for a string of robberies that happened on January 14.Anthony Collier, 54, was charged with one count of aggravated robbery and two counts of robbery.Police said Collier walked into a Shell gas station on Albrecht Avenue and got a cup of coffee.
He had one hand in his pocket, acting like he had a gun, and demanded money from the clerk. The clerk refused and he only got away with the cup of coffee. Only 10 minutes later, police said Collier went into a McDonald’s on East Market Street and acted the same way.
When the employee refused to give him money, he tried to open the drawer himself. The register didn’t open and he fled.Police said Collier was able to grab $40 from the Circle K on West Market Street. The clerk followed him out of the store and demanded the money back. Collier gave the money back to the clerk and got into his car.
I’m sorry [not really] if you read this and didn’t find it funny; I didn’t say it would be funny to you, its funny to me. Its early and I haven’t been to sleep yet because of this sharp pain in my abdomen. So I needed to find something to put a smile on my face. He has got to be the dumbest robber in Cleveland right now.
What is Going on in These Pictures?
Man oh man when I first seen these pictures I just took a glimpse but now that I just sat here and took a quick minute or two to take a good look at these photos I’ve came to a realization that something is WRONG.
How Dumb Do You Have to Be to Try and Tweet in a Bathtub?
The mother of a teenage girl killed while she was using her laptop in the bath has urged other parents to make sure they warn children about the dangers of electricity.
Flavia Maria Boricea, 17, was killed instantly after she decided to use her laptop in the bath.
Local media had changed the name of the teenager to Maria Barbu to protect the family‘s right to privacy – but in an interview with the Austrian Times Flavia’s mother asked for the teenager’s real name to be used.
She said her daughter had tried to plug the power into the socket with wet hands after the battery had died as she used the device for a lengthy period in her home in Brasov, central Romania.
Flavia was found dead by her father who had called medics – who could only confirm the death of the teenager. Her only injury was a burn mark on her hand.
The move follows just two months after the deaths of two children who died when they dropped a hair-dryer into the water as they played in the bath in Germany.
The sisters – aged four and six – were discovered by their mum when she realised their bath time play had gone quiet suddenly. Paramedics in Lustadt were unable to revive the girls who electrocuted themselves when they dropped a hair dryer into the tub.
In an interview with the Austrian Times Flavia’s mother who declined to be identified herself confirmed her daughter had been found found dead with the laptop next to her.
The woman gave permission for this newspaper to use Flavia’s real name so that other families could be warned of the dangers of electricity in the home.
Local police said there were no indications that the laptop had any technical issues that could have led to the terrible accident.
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Thanks to my friend James for the e-mail and the links. ^_^
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What the…?!?!
I don’t know about you or your sense of humor, but my friend who is always sending me such funny e-mails has been going around the internet finding pictures of people and I guess things like it.
Fail indeed.
LMAO!
I use this one every CHANCE I GET.
