Real Men Don’t Wear Leggings
That's right. Real me don't wear leggings. If you get mad at me saying that then you can easily build that one structure people use to get over things.
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“You’re a Cracker in Nigger skin…”
Let me start off by saying, what...the...fuck!? Okay, of all the things, I read and heard in my life this is by far the most ridiculous. This character; this coward, this fucking pompous idiot who was obviously beat as a child. Comes waltzing his dumb ass across my blog; looks around, makes a few clicks then decides to contact me and tell me that I'm a 'cracker in nigger skin' and that I shouldn't be listening to Metallica, building/fixing computers, being myself mostly because I'm trying to be them and that's something I'm not.
A man SHOULD NOT know how to belly dance
You cannot call yourself a thug - a man for that matter if you can belly dance like that. I can picture him in a gay bar than on his neighborhood corner roughing up someone who was late on pay. Call me a 'hater', I'll be that.
The Ugliest Jeans I’ve Ever Seen in My Life!
Just when I thought life couldn't even attempt inspire people to make anything uglier, here we have...a pair of jeans that should of stayed as someone bedsheets.
It Don’t Get Any Gayer Than This…
Its not one female in the room or probably in the house for that matter. It would make some type of sense if there were females they were doing this to but its a bunch of dudes in a room slanging sausages.
3rd Grader Passes Out Bags of Heroin At Elementary School Playground [Video]
3rd Grader Passes Out Bags of Heroin At Elementary School
Easter Fail [Image]
The most epic fail of an hairstyle that I have seen in a good while.
This is why your mouth shouldn’t write checks ya’ ass can’t cash…
February 20, 2010 by Chris [Admin]
Its always a coolio lookin' motherfucker talking shit. He got the bricks knocked out his ass and he was still talking shit. I guess some fools never learn, then again you can't teach an old project, section-8 housing, gangsta wanna-be; new tricks.
The Funniest Shit I’ve Read All Morning
I'm sorry [not really] if you read this and didn't find it funny; I didn't say it would be funny to you, its funny to me. Its early and I haven't been to sleep yet because of this sharp pain in my abdomen. So I needed to find something to put a smile on my face. He has got to be the dumbest robber in Cleveland right now.
What is Going on in These Pictures?
Man oh man when I first seen these pictures I just took a glimpse but now that I just sat here and took a quick minute or two to take a good look at these photos I've came to a realization that something is WRONG.
How Dumb Do You Have to Be to Try and Tweet in a Bathtub?
Seriously? Did she fail 1st grade Science? Its not rocket science that water and electricity don't mix. There's a reason why electronics are called ELECTRONICS. HELLLOOO!!
Anime Motivational Posters That I Found Funny
Funny Anime Motivational Posters.
What the…?!?!
I don't know about you or your sense of humor, but my friend who is always sending me such funny e-mails has been going around the internet finding pictures of people and I guess things like it. So I'm going to repost the pictures in my blog. Some may make you laugh, others may question what the hell was they thinking and the rest just might piss you off or make you sick.
Asilee McLain
I'm sure by now you've tried pronouncing my name and you probably got it wrong. If not you're one of the lucky few. Or you simply know someone else named Asilee, which in itself is rare. My name is pronounced Az-za-lee. A mouth full right? I'm 24 years young and I reside in Cleveland, Ohio. I'm married and have a beautiful son named Adam. I'm a huge gamer and my specialty is computers, graphic design, and IT.
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January 31, 2012 by Lee
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