You Know What Grinds My Gears?

People have their vices and most of the time they cannot be helped but when someone tries and take their vices and turn them into excuses on why they begin to grind my gears, then things get ugly.

• Don’t pour you a glass of juice and you get down to a drop and decide at that moment that someone else might want some and put the rest back in the fridge. Finish the rest! I’d be less pissed off if you finished it and didn’t leave a corner of juice left in the fridge you’re doing me a service.
• If I say, this is for everyone, not just you. Don’t go and take it upon yourself and drink/eat it all because I left the house to take care of some business like I’m never coming back. I know you’re not death, you heard me when I said “WE’RE SHARING THIS!”
• I don’t care how long that Ice cream is sitting in the damn freezer it’s mine, don’t touch it without asking. Just because I haven’t touched it in 2 days doesn’t mean it’s automatically yours. There will be a lot less arguing if you respect my wishes.
• All I ask is to clean up after yourself, that don’t mean rinse off most of the crumbs in your bowl or plate and then sit the dish in the sink for me to finish. How long is it going to take you to clean up after yourself huh? It’s not like I’m asking you to run across Cleveland to run an errand.
• Don’t tell me to smile or that “it ain’t that bad”. How do you know it “ain’t that bad”? Did you see the reason behind why I’m frowning to make that assumption? Did I stop you on the street and tell you why I was frowning? You want to take a walk in my shoes and then tell me, “it ain’t that bad”? No? Okay then don’t tell me “it ain’t that bad” when you don’t know if “it ain’t that bad” or not.
• People who feel the need to take a step back into the 1930′s and call me a racial slur. Then get upset when I’m not upset. Right when you get upset because I’m not upset, you’re going to be that much more upset when I laugh in your face.
• The PC vs Console debate. There is no comparison. If you don’t know the system stats of said console or said PC, just shut your trap and open up a book. Reading the features and comparing them between other consoles and PC’s doesn’t make you aware of anything.

Don’t mind me, I’m just mad at the world because I’m out of orange juice and soda.