List of the Worst songs ever!

Although you out there who is reading this probably think these songs were hip, cool, rad and catchy back in the day. Doesn’t mean the song was actually good. Just ask yourself this question: Would you play these songs at a wedding or at a party? If your answer is neither then…there ya’ go. Or you can simply agree to disagree without you being a complete tard about it.

Mims – This is why I’m hot.

First off, he repeats “This is why I’m hot” too much. Second, he repeats “This is why I’m hot” too much.

Sisqo – Thong song

Don’t wanna show you ours, even less interested in seeing yours. Also, what does “dumps like a truck” mean?

Black-eyed Peas – My Humps

She got too many lumps…in her head. Oh, those are called tumors. My bad!

69 Boyz -Tootsee Roll

Sorry, but the other videos where of white people dancing. I couldn’t even stomach that so why would I put you through that? This one is at least funny.

This is a classic example of poor school education.

Tag Team – Whoomp! (There It Is)

Where what is? Wtf? Where am I?

Master P – Make Em Say Uhh

‘Make em’ say uhh’ for what?! I’m sure the people who do say ‘uhh’ are probably on the toilet. Which is probably where Master P wrote this song.

Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me

It had to be someone who wrote this terrible song.

Quad City DJ – C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)

I could of found a better video but this one was too funny to pass up.

Sure, we’ll ride this train. But only if you place every single copy of this record on the tracks first. Or better yet, give this train a one-way ticket to a burning inferno.

Backstreet Boys – Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

You wrote a theme song about yourself? What are you, a fictional band from a Saturday morning cartoon show? If anything, you shouldn’t of existed so you wouldn’t of had to leave to come back …honestly.

Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)

It might of been catchy to those who wore white helmets and rode the short yellow school bus to school, but not to the rest of us.

Kris Kross – Jump, Jump

Don’t blame the kids. Look behind the curtain for the true villains, songwriters Treach and Jermaine Dupri. Which are terrible on a whole different level.

Kylie Minogue – The Loco-Motion

If this and ‘C’mon N’ Ride It’ each leaves the train station at the same time, which gets to Sucktown first?

Ricky Martin – Livin’ la Vida Loca

Well, he’s gay. What you’d expect?

Will Smith – Wild Wild West

There’s another song of his that should be on this list. It rhymes with Them Lie Tree’s theme song. The video is just as bad.

Will Smith – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It

Honestly, how many times do we have to hear this phrase in the middle of a bad sitcom’s corny sex joke?

Gwen Stefani – Hollaback Girl

Someone should of gave her a holla and put this song back…in her head.

MC Hammer – U Can’t Touch This

I don’t even think anyone wants to touch that financial crisis you went through.

Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby

At loss for words at the moment.

Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out

& Not sic-em’ on these fools?

Lil’ Wayne – His whole career

When he was just a background dancer…I mean just on the chorus ['Bling Bling' for example] that’s  where he should of stayed.

You know what, I’m not going to mention any other rappers because I’ll be here all day. Let’s just say all of Rap and Hip-Hop [minus a few people] should be on this list. Ok? Yea they make money but what does that have to do with anything? Oh oh right…you’re calling me a ‘hater’. Sorry but I rather be called biased than a hater. I don’t want to be categorized with your other ‘haters’. That’s insulting.