If you need a forklift to leave your house, I have no sympathy for you

Please save your “I’m fat because it’s a disease” excuses. There is no reason as to why people sit on their asses and do nothing but eat themselves to oblivion. You may have other problems as to why you’re so big you can’t leave your house but I’m sure you didn’t start that big. I’m sorry if you get offended but you can’t blame anyone but yourselves honestly. Especially those who sit and do absolutely nothing to get rid of the weight. Drinking Diet Pepsi may ease the guilt but it won’t help you.

You want to get mad at people when you get charged for two seats when you fly, or get upset when you’re over the maximum capacity to ride a roller coaster but you’re too damn lazy to drop the damn burger.

Just look at it this way, you won’t be the butt of everyone’s jokes. You’ll be able to leave your house without a hitch. You won’t need that forklift at all. You’ll be able to wear leggings and spandex. Lets get one thing clear about that. Wearing spandex is a privilege, not a right. Anyway, you’ll be able to wear just about anything without it looking like you have midget’s stuffed in every nook and cranny.

If the reason as to why you’re fat is because you’re depressed, or you have low self-esteem; all that will go away when the weight go away. Getting bigger will not make it better. Also, just because your thighs and legs are the size of a baby hippopotamus doesn’t mean you’re ‘thick’. Yes, I’m talking to you fatty! You’re thick in a sense but not in the sense I’m describing. You want to know why they don’t use obese women in music video‘s? It’s because it won’t be any room left for anything else. You’ll take up the screen.

Let’s clear the airway, if you have a thyroid problem, or you’re full of tumors then you have my sympathy; but it’s not like you need it. There are those out there who don’t have any problem but an eating problem and they’re crying and bitching about being too fat. Drop the Twinkies and the Ho-ho’s and pick up a dumbbell. I know it’s easier to say it than to do it but if you aren’t doing a damn thing about it then it’s your fault.

If you’re one of those types that think being over-weight is sexy, let’s see how long you think that when you end up having a heart attack. Furthermore, there is no such thing as ‘big boned’, if anything that’s an excuse.