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The Young and the Restless Spoiler: Friday 4-30-2010

Friday 30, 2010 spoiler for The Young and the Restless.

Part 1:

On the patio with Kevin, Amber thinks it a lucky guess that L’il D came looking for her at CL’s. This is L’il D (who isn’t so little – and goes by ‘Eric’ now), Amber introduces him to Mike. L’il D knows it was wrong to steal the change – but he hasn’t eaten all day. As Kevin goes to fix the kid a sandwich, Mike leaves them to catch up. When Amber asks Kevin for a cupcake, Eric’s pleased that Amber remembers it’s his birthday ~hug~Daniel listens to Amber’s message. She’ll call when she lands – love you. Daisy comes knocking at the door – I’m so scared – can we talk inside? You better be straight with me, Daniel scowls. And as he goes to find tissues, Daisy spikes his drink. Daisy then whines about Ryder – what he’s making her do isn’t right. I can’t trust ANY of you! Ryder’s in distress. Call the police! Get us out of here! Jana shouts. No – Sarah and Daisy will come after him. They’re setting you up for the fall, Lauren warns. Shut up! Ryder can’t take this anymore. Jana falls to the ground groaning in pain. Come on Ryder – time is running out! Lauren begs (as Ryder watches and cries). Seated on the patio – with a cupcake in front of him, Eric reports that Tawny left for Vegas with some guy. He got worried when he got some hang up calls – and used Tawny’s credit card to book a flight to GC. Amber thinks him a ‘smart’ boy – and is sorry she didn’t come for him sooner. Amber promises he’ll never have to go back there again ~hug~Ryder made me do terrible things, Daisy whines – he’s brutal – a control freak who hates the Baldwin’s for not accepting him. Feeling woozy, Daniel’s soon unconscious on the bed (leaving Daisy to call Sarah). It’s Gloria, Sarah’s pleased to hear she’s ‘good to go’. Daniel murmurs as Daisy climbs atop him – you’re so hot. Back at the tack house, Phyllis seems suspicious – and wonders what she meant by ‘Mike will regret it’.

Part 2:

He wants to work things out. It’s too late for that – and now inches from Phyllis’ face, Sarah’s sick of her sticking up for Mike. Patty continues to relay the events of the night Adam escaped. Flashback to her and Adam ‘crossing paths’ at the ball. Nope – Patty never saw him after he stuck a needle in her neck. Standing to leave, Patty wishes she could be of more help. No matter – Chance will track the cell phone down – find out who bought it. Covering her nervousness, Patty hopes that works for Chance (who’s left looking suspicious). From inside CL’s, Mike and Kevin watch Amber and Eric. Off to meet Emily, Mike’s glad someone had a happy ending tonight. As Sarah backs off, Phyllis ensures that whatever’s going on between Lauren and Mike won’t effect THEIR friendship. That chair must make you feel so helpless, Lauren comments from the kitchen (as a frustrated Phyllis struggles with the locked wheels). With Jana in the fetal position, Lauren begs Ryder to drop her off at the hospital. Please – if you won’t call the police for Mike and Phyllis – do this. I can’t lose all three of them, she cries. The night’s not over yet, Kevin encourages Mike – stay focused on what’s important. He won’t give up on Jana – and he shouldn’t give up on Lauren. Coming up behind Phyllis – her hands ready to wrap around her throat, Sarah assures her skittish friend that she’s only trying to help (with the chair). Phyllis would like her to leave now – Daniel’s on his way over. Please leave. Grabbing her purse, Sarah marches out. Phyllis wheels over to lock the door – and seeing a car pull out, calls Mike to report something’s seriously wrong with Lauren – she was all over the place – angry – hurt – pissy. Sorry she wasn’t able to help – bye. Next, Phyllis leaves a message for Daniel – wondering how long he’ll be.

Part 3:

With Eric behind her, Amber’s stunned when she arrives home to find Daisy in bed with Daniel. She’s wearing only a smug smirk (while Daniel’s completely out). Alright – Ryder caves – he’ll do it. Let them both go – to a doctor. You’re gonna be OK, Lauren assures Jana. Damn! The keys are gone! Ryder’s not messing with them. Mike’s not surprised Lauren didn’t take his call – he’s taking off when he hears from Emily. Kevin too – to the amusement park. It’s all he’s got. After showing ‘Dr Abbott’ out, Chance calls Pomerance – it’s time to consider her a suspect in Adam’s murder. Patty calls Mike – she’ll be at his apartment shortly. You can do this, she mutters to herself – soon, it’ll all be over. The lights and phones out at the tackhouse, Phyllis hears a knock at the door. Daniel? Lauren? Is that you? She looks petrified as the doorknob jiggles violently. Next: I’ve been living with her for months – sleeping with her – I’d know if it was Patty! Jack vehemently assures Ashley … Would you Ouija with me? Kevin asks the Murphy’s. Would we WHAT? Kay leans over the counter like she misheard him …. If you can’t see how bad off my wife is, maybe You should be seeing a psychiatrist, Mike blasts Patty (who doesn’t seem to like that comment).

Inside CL:

Mike and Kevin watch Amber and Eric. Off to meet Emily, Mike’s glad someone had a happy ending tonight. As Sarah backs off, Phyllis ensures that whatever’s going on between Lauren and Mike won’t effect THEIR friendship. That chair must make you feel so helpless, Lauren comments from the kitchen (as a frustrated Phyllis struggles with the locked wheels). With Jana in the fetal position, Lauren begs Ryder to drop her off at the hospital. Please – if you won’t call the police for Mike and Phyllis – do this. I can’t lose all three of them, she cries. The night’s not over yet, Kevin encourages Mike – stay focused on what’s important. He won’t give up on Jana – and he shouldn’t give up on Lauren. Coming up behind Phyllis – her hands ready to wrap around her throat, Sarah assures her skittish friend that she’s only trying to help (with the chair). Phyllis would like her to leave now – Daniel’s on his way over. Please leave. Grabbing her purse, Sarah marches out. Phyllis wheels over to lock the door – and seeing a car pull out, calls Mike to report something’s seriously wrong with Lauren – she was all over the place – angry – hurt – pissy. Sorry she wasn’t able to help – bye. Next, Phyllis leaves a message for Daniel – wondering how long he’ll be. With Eric behind her, Amber’s stunned when she arrives home to find Daisy in bed with Daniel. She’s wearing only a smug smirk (while Daniel’s completely out).

The Swagger Wagon

No to Swagger

If you are offended by this then blame it on your role-models which I’m sure consists of  Lil’ Wayne, Gucci Mane, Plies, Waka Flocka Flame & the like.

Other than that, its a lot of “Urban” people who is mad about the video. They’re saying that – you know what? Let me just quote what some of them are saying…

Dame I could’nt even listen to the rest of this Freaking terrible!! White people stop jumping on dick get ur own language damiit!!

I honestly believe those that do get upset only again have themselves to blame. They over used the word ‘swag’, ‘swagger’ and any variation of said slang beyond repair. I hope after this it dies, I hope for those who have seen this video and accompany themselves with over using this word realizes that that was the straw that broke the camels back. I hope this is the death of “swag”.

Now if this was some other rapper rapping about a car, Blacks would be all over it. These are the same blacks who is comfortable with using the word ‘nigga‘ and ‘nigger‘ but get mad when someone of a different race says it. What won’t they find offensive? I for one love this video.

Swag’ger – verb: To walk or conduct oneself with an insolent or arrogant air; strut.

Its not even about when Swagger reached its peak in popularity. Right now its about when its going to officially die; right along with the fake Nikki Minjaj barbie wannabe’s.

Everyone [vast majority I should say] has fallen prey and gotten on the Swagger Wagon, way before this video was on anyone’s mind. So is it a shock that this commercial/music video exists? This word has been dragged along far enough, its time to let it die for good this time.

It Don’t Get Any Gayer Than This…

Its not one female in the room or probably in the house for that matter. It would make some type of sense if there were females they were doing this to but its a bunch of dudes in a room slanging sausages. Yes the women love this video; not including me but shouldn’t some red flags go off? I shouldn’t give a shit but spectacular or who ever that is in the video with the other fags from Pretty Ricky has lost his straight card. That shit has been revoked.

Oh but wait…it does!

Rap/Hip-Hop is officially in the toilet, one more video like this and it would be flushed.

The Young and the Restless Spoiler: Thursday 4-29-2010

Thursday April 29, 2010 spoiler for The Young and the Restless.

Part 1:

Wheeled into the interrogation room, Phyllis gives Nick a kiss – and reports that Mike looks like hell (and is spread thin between him, Victor – and problems with Lauren). On the phone, Sarah and Patty go over their plan – Phyllis will be home from the jail by 8. Patty will be at the police station by 8 – giving her an airtight alibi (while Sarah gets rid of Lauren’s BFF, Phyllis). Patty’s giddy with delight. Jack will be sad (and grateful for his supportive wife). Before she breaks out the champagne, Patty’s reminded of her role. After leaving the station, Patty’s to go to the Baldwin condo – to kill Mike. Both murders MUST happen tonight. Sarah hangs up when Mike returns home (but only to pick up ‘Ironman’). How do they get back on track? he wonders – has ‘Lauren’ given up? Oh sorry – was ‘Lauren’ supposed to be all crying and clingy? If Mike didn’t know better, he’d think she’s glad to be rid of him and Fen – what happened to the woman he talked to on the phone the other day? OK – so Mike IS a workaholic – maybe counseling will help. He hasn’t given up – but after yesterday (and for Fen’s sake) he must consider a legal separation. Sarah figures that after tonight it’ll be a mute point anyway. Huh? What’s ‘tonight’? When Jack returns home, Patty informs that she’s off to the police station – to provide some details. Mentioning the separation, Jack won’t be around ‘later’ (to discuss it). Can Patty ask where he’s going – without sounding ‘possessive’? To see Phyllis? You can’t do that, Patty causes Jack’s usual puzzled grimace. Her head in Jana’s lap, Lauren dreams of a romantic evening with Mike. But wait – Fen runs in – who are you? Where’s Mommy!? Lauren awakens with a jolt – crying. As she stifles her weeping, Jana continues to sleep – but a lurking Ryder’s listening (guilt ridden and heart broken).

Part 2:

Sarah gets it – Mike wants to protect their son. As hurtful as that is, maybe ‘Lauren’ DOES need to work on her behavior. Can they meet later to talk? 8:30? Sure, Mike leaves smiling. It’s been nice knowin’ ya, Sarah quips before heading out. Phyllis updates on the Newman vs. DA’s office lawsuit – malicious prosecution, harassment, false imprisonment (and who’s onboard). When Nick wishes his Dad would recant his confession, Phyllis isn’t so sure he’s innocent. Nick’s sure Victor didn’t ‘harm’ Adam (out of respect for Hope). Yeah, well – Phyllis is just focused on getting Nick home. How you holding up? Ryder appears to ask Lauren and Jana (who thanks him for untying them last night). When Ryder claims he has no choice but to go along with Daisy and Sarah, Lauren lashes out – at least THEY admit they’re monsters. Jana joins in – Kevin turned his life around – so can you. Man up – stand up to them! Get us out – before something really bad happens! Daisy crawls through the chain link fence to meet Sarah (who wants her to be part of tonight’s big plans). Cool – what are we gonna do? Double homicide? Mike? He’s pretty cute. But he’s a bore – Sarah’s life as Lauren will be a helluva lot more fun without him. Fen? He’ll be shipped off to boarding school. The other victim then? Phyllis. But Sarah’s not killing her – Daisy is. Back in the interrogation room, Phyllis updates that Nikki’s watching Summer (who thinks he’s on a business trip). Nick’s wife and daughter both want him home. Pomerance marches in – to bring up the lawsuit. Phyllis then scoffs at his offer to take a polygraph test. Mike arrives next – and ‘takes great pleasure’ in serving Mr DA. Demanding Jack stick around to discuss their marriage, Patty claims she’s been off kilter since Adam’s escape – she was more traumatized than she thought. Jack ain’t buyin’ it – this started long before Adam. Patty then hears Emily’s voice coming from the portrait.

Part 3:

(you couldn’t control your jealousy, she taunts). As Jack now gripes about ‘jealousy’, Emily saunters in wearing her wedding gown – let’s see ya wiggle your way out of THIS one. Emily continues to interject comments – as Jack berates – and Patty scrambles. You’re losing it Patty – how long before you have a complete breakdown? Emily taunts (then applauds as Jack gives up and marches out). Now alone, Patty tries to regroup – Jack will be back. Someone’s losing their marbles, Emily taunts. Shut up! Patty repeats – grabbing her head to exorcize Emily (from her head and the room). Sarah easily manipulates Daisy into killing Phyllis. As ‘Lauren’ signs in at the gate’, Daisy will be in the car’s trunk. When Daisy hesitates at ‘doing the deed’, Sarah talks of how much Daisy reminds her of her mother. Ryder’s soft – but she can count on Daisy (to make her Mama proud). She also offers up the oh so hot Scotty (who’ll be home for Mike’s funeral). OK – how should Daisy kill her? Pulling out the string on Daisy’s hoodie, Sarah decides on strangulation (as Ryder listens in). Paperwork in hand, the DA’s disappointed they’re proceeding with the lawsuit. Debating who should be disappointed – and who’s making ‘gutsy moves’, Mike salivates over the taxpayers reaction to his ‘frivolous persecution’ of the Newman family. The DA’s actually there to offer his client a deal – minimal jail time for his plea of no contest (to conspiracy). Mike and Phyllis are unimpressed – prove the conspiracy or let him go. Nick’s ready for a trial – bring it on. So be it, Pomerance exits. Mike’s pleased – Nick played it exactly right. Yeah Lauren WAS tough on Ryder – she’s done begging. She then whines about how confused Mike and Fen must be. And what if they get ‘in the way’? When Ryder comes back – pretend to pass out, Lauren instructs. Jana’s not sure she can hurt Ryder. My son’s LIFE is in danger! Lauren insists – she’ll do whatever it takes.

Part 4:

Sarah continues to coach Daisy – assuming that with ‘all that security’, the Newman’s don’t lock doors or windows. In case, she’ll leave the front door ajar. On Lauren’s signal, Daisy’s to pop in and strangle the wheelchair bound Phyllis. Daisy balks at being set up for murder. Why would Sarah do that? She’ll tell them it was a bald man with tattoos. Ryder continues to listen (as Sarah reassures the nervous Daisy). No one will question ‘Lauren’s’ story. Phyllis will be alone – trust me. Patty calls on cue – we have a problem. Sarah’s not happy to hear Jack’s going to see Phyllis – you HAVE to stop him. I’m trying! Patty frets. What do I do? Use your imagination – tie him up in bed – you know what you have to do. Patty promises to take care of it. You’ll muck it up, like you always do, Emily’s portrait taunts – you can’t do anything right. Leave me alone, Patty hurls a pillow at the portrait. Jack comes in – hey – you OK? Fine, Patty assures as she gulps water (while Jack wears his usual ‘what the hell’ face). Arranging to meet up at the carousel later, Sarah hopes Daisy’s not getting cold feet. What if I can’t do it? Daisy’s nervous. Sarah barks about Phyllis being equally responsible for her mother’s death. These people MURDERED your mother. Eye for an eye – not like you haven’t done it. Daisy was just a kid when she killed Max – it just happened – this is different. You might become Mrs Scott Granger, Sarah reminds. Daisy takes the hoody string – I’d like that. Don’t do it, Ryder appears as soon as Sarah exits – worrying he’ll somehow get blamed. Why do we have to kill people? And what about Fen? Concluding she’s actually going through with this, Ryder marches off (unaware that Daisy’s lifted his car keys). Mike packs up – things being ‘rough’ at home doesn’t begin to cover it. He deeply appreciates that the Newman’s care. Now alone, Nick and Phyllis feel badly for their good friend – hopefully, the Baldwin’s work it out.

Part 5:

And Yes – Phyllis is fine with Nick rejecting the DA’s deal – he can’t compromise his ‘integrity’. Nick’s had time to reflect (in his cell) – thank God he has Phyllis in his life. I love you. Tell Summer the same – Daddy will be home real soon. Nick just hates the thought of them being alone at the ranch. Don’t be silly – there’s so much security at the ranch. On her way out, Phyllis wheels over to thank Mike again. Equally stunned that Lauren bought a Ferrari – horrified that Fen’s afraid of his Mom – and that Mike’s moved out, Phyllis wants to help – she’ll call Lauren. Still at home, Jack suspects Patty’s just stalling him from seeing Phyllis. Patty can’t tell him who he can be friends with – but if he still loves her – and wants to save this marriage, he’ll be home when she gets home. I won’t be long. Now alone, Jack’s got that face on again – and shakes his head as he looks at the portrait. Ryder approaches the bars – he can’t say what’s wrong. Well – maybe he can. Daisy and Mama Bear … something horrible …. Mike and Phyllis are gonna die tonight. What!? Lauren gasps. Nick and the DA are in the interrogation room again. Without his lawyer, Nick’s got nothing to say. Fine – listen. The DA threatens to charge Phyllis with conspiracy and obstruction of justice. Your kid will have two parents in jail – think about it. What a coincidence, Emily says – as she bumps into Mike at the station. Can she meet him later – to discuss Lauren? Pick his brain? Sure – if it’ll help. Come over to the condo when you’re done here . Jack calls Patty. He’s thought about what she said – and WILL be home when she gets back. Patty thanks him – you don’t know what this means to me. Hanging up, Jack picks a book up off the ground – and looks deeply disturbed by the childish, colourful doodling that fills ‘Emily’s’ journal. At the station, Patty calls Sarah to say Jack won’t be a problem – we’re a go. She then tells the DA that she’s there to revise her statement

Is Lebron James an Asshole?

Just watch the video and you be the judge. In my opinion, I don’t see anything wrong. I guess that’s what people are good at, making mountains out of molehills. Ain’t that right Shamika Sanders? All Lebron James did was take off his warm-ups, that’s it.

When It’s Time to Just Give Up…

There is a man who was dating a woman for a good 4-5 years. This woman though for a while was in love with this man and was always there for him, waiting on him to realize she would never leave him. He ignores her and treats her like shit, viewing women web-cams, online flirting with them and anything else sexual you can do online. This woman tells him time and time again that what he’s doing is wrong and its hurting her. He tries for a while but goes right back to doing what he was doing. She gets pissed for the very last time and he finally wakes up. She’s done being someone to just walk all over and she finally for the last time leaves him for good. He begs and pleads, cries even to get her to see that he was always there for her but she was the one ignoring him. It goes on for weeks and is still going on although she has moved on and found another boyfriend, although he doesn’t know she has a boyfriend. He sends her notes via Yahoo Messenger telling her that he’s never going to give up on them. She tries her damnedest with her approach to get him to realize that she no longer wants him without having to bruise his heart even further by just telling him that she has a boyfriend.

The time to give up was way before she decided to get with her new love; her soul mate but she don’t want to string her ex along thinking he has a chance when he don’t. She picked the wrong time to grow a conscience and awareness for what he might feel after hearing such terrible news. She tried telling herself that he did this to himself, he pushed her away by taking her for granted and using her. She refused to ask a zebra to change its stripes for her. She tried to deal with his annoying qualities and tried focusing on the reasons why she loved him. That technique soon failed. She tried sending him letters, notes in the past explaining thoroughly how his lifestyle was effecting her emotionally and mentally but he never listened. He always had this personality where anything that didn’t benefit him meant squat to him. She regrets ever meeting him and should of left him where she found him but she still loves him and she promised she would no matter what.

Now that this man finally realizes what and who she really was to him, he wants to be apologetic and plead to her to give them one more chance at love, but its too late. She will always love him and I’m sure he would never forget her but its time to throw in the towel, walk away, give up.

The Young and the Restless Spoiler: Tuesday 4-27-2010

Tuesday April 27, 2010 spoiler for The Young and the Restless.

Part 1:

Jill and Cane stroll GCM’s corridor’s arm in arm – discussing who Tucker might put in charge of Jabot. Cane doubts it’ll be her (after the RS expose that caused so much trouble). When Lily and Mac arrive, Jill’s encouraged to stay for the ultra sound (but can’t). Alone, Cane thinks it great that Lily’s to start chemo again. But Lily hesitates – it could do the opposite (of saving her life). In her red satin robe, Ashley and Neil’s kiss is interrupted by Tucker’s arrival. Whoa – he takes in Neil’s chiseled bare torso. Bad time? Told it IS, Tucker barges in anyway – this is important. Tied standing to the bars, Jana’s not sure she has the energy for another escape attempt – if only she was holding hands with Kevin on the hood of their car – looking up at a full moon. It’ll happen soon, Lauren assures. Yes, she DOES believe that. What do they WANT from us? They seem to be going after everyone Sheila had a grudge against – which means Amber’s next. At the Romalotti apartment, Daniel isn’t impressed to find Amber moping over a photo of her and L’il D. She CAN’T let it go – she misses being a Mom. Daniel misses ‘us’ – it used to be enough. On the phone with Kevin, Mike updates that Ryder’s been brought into the station. Summoned over, Kevin tells Fen that he’ll be hanging out with Daniel and Amber. Getting the call, Daniel guesses it’s OK – then is more cooperative when hearing that Kevin’s off to grill Ryder on Jana’s whereabouts. Sarah appears at CL’s – to wonder if it’s a good idea for Kevin to go see Ryder? Yes – Kevin MUST find Jana – he thought Lauren understand that. I’ll watch Fen, Lauren offers. When her offer’s declined, Sarah gripes that Mike doesn’t trust her with her own son (who doesn’t look disappointed that he’ll be spending time with the Romalotti’s instead of Mommy). After Kevin hustles Fen out, a panicked Sarah calls Daisy – we need to stop Kevin and Mike (before they ‘break’ Ryder).

Part 2:

Having stalled Ryder’s arraignment, Mike insists on grilling the man who’s targeted his wife. In with Ryder, Mike demands to know why Lauren bailed him and Daisy out – was she with THEM when she disappeared? Ryder remains silent – as Mike babbles that Lauren hasn’t been herself. Fine – maybe Ryder will talk to his brother – see if you can blow off the only person who’s ever given a damn about you. Kevin drops Fen off at the Romalotti’s – where Amber smiles at Daniel and Fen playing a zombie video game. You’re a natural, she purrs. Daniel makes it clear – he’s just doing Kevin a favor is all. Still in the hallway, Lily explains that her white count’s lower than it’s ever been – she has no immune system left. Why is chemo recommended? Last ditch effort, Lily figures – Cane better prepare himself for the worst. Cane talks about alternative treatments – and another round of chemo won’t be so bad. Chemo’s not easy – Lily just wants her life back. Cane doesn’t mean to minimize her battle. I may not survive it! Lily weeps in Cane’s arms. Now dressed, Ashley and Neil make it clear that Tucker’s interruption isn’t welcome. Tucker eyes the romantic, candle lit table for two before the fire – he’s there to discuss his plans for Jabot. Such a unique company needs someone special at the helm (then lists the many attributes the CEO must have). You want my advice? Ashley balks. No – Tucker wants HER. What’s Tucker proposing? An iron clad 3 year contract – name your price. Neil reminds that he had an iron clad contract with Kay too. And as Neil excuses himself to take a call, Ashley wants one reason she shouldn’t tell Tucker to shove his job. Because you want it – you want it bad, Tucker answers. Still tied to the bars, Jana’s suffering another headache – with no pain meds for relief this time. Let’s talk about what we’ll do when we get out of here. Bubble baths – pizza – Indian food – Moo Goo Guy Pan. Lauren?

Part 3:

She wants to be with Mike and Fen – tell Scotty she loves him – then, a family trip (including Gloria and Jeff). She’ll never take her family for granted again. Kevin sits across from Ryder – unsure of what to say. Jana’s gone – something’s going on with Mike and Lauren. Kevin’s all alone – no wife – no brother – no reason to get up in the morning. It’s TRUE – I want my wife (and life) back. Can somebody please help me get my life back!? Ryder comes around to sit beside Kevin – I can. Amber serves the boys some cookies – then suggests they all go bowling. Daniel already has plans to take Fen to see GC High play baseball on the new diamond. Disappointed at being left behind, Amber pouts some more over the photo of her and L’il D. She’s thrilled when ‘Lauren’ comes to visit (unaware that Sarah flashes back to calling her a back stabbing, gold digging, little tramp who made Sheila’s life hell. If she ever meets that **** face to face….) Hearing she just missed Fen, ‘Lauren’ would love to catch up with her old pal Amber. Amber’s soon whining about her and Daniel arguing over Li’l D – who might be in danger (from a ‘dragon lady’). Sarah again flashes back – to warning Deacon that his son will look like a Picasso if he doesn’t get the Terroni. What else did Deacon tell you about this dragon lady? Sarah asks. Kevin continues to whine about his lousy life (which is nothing without Jana). Hang in there – you’re a great guy – Jana will be back soon – I know it, Ryder encourages. HOW do you know it? YOU sent me the text, Kevin realizes – help me find my wife! There’s Baby A – and there’s Baby B. All looks good. Do the Ashby’s want to know the sex? They sure do – and it looks like Mac’s carrying a boy and a girl. Perfect, Lily tears up – then steps out to call Devon. But in the hallway, Lily looks devastated. Jana and Lauren struggle with their restraints. Jana’s headache? Worse. More talk of vacations. Sounds divine.

Part 4:

Had Jana gone to visit the Dalai Lama, she wouldn’t be chained to these bloody bars – but she’d not have met Kevin. Jana recalls arguing with Kevin – what if that’s the last time she ever saw him? Kevin grabs Ryder by the collar – promising to protect him from whomever he’s so scared of. You sent me that text – admit it! Kevin’s frustrated with Ryder’s silence. But about to head out, Ryder stops him. What!? Never mind, Ryder clams up again. As Kevin storms into the hallway, Mike thinks he was getting to Ryder. It was a great idea – letting him see how low you are. It wasn’t an act! That’s the way Kevin feels dammit. And as Mike hugs his frustrated brother, Ryder hangs his head – clearly torn. Why is ‘Lauren’ so interested in this mystery witch? No reason. Anyway, Deacon made the dragon lady up – L’il D’s safe. Where? In Furnace Creek – with my Mom, Amber reminds. Oh yeah – Lauren’s had a lot on her mind lately. When Daniel and Fen return, Lauren asks them to let Mike know she picked Fen up – so he doesn’t worry. Thanks for watching him. And after Sarah hustles Fen out, the Romalotti’s again bicker over Amber’s obsession with L’il D. Daniel’s tired of hearing about him. Yeah – well – it’s his birthday! Amber snaps as she slams out (leaving Daniel looking guilty). Would Ashley be able to run Jabot as she sees fit? Yes – with one stipulation – She’s to be the only Abbott at Jabot. Jack? He lets his emotions effect business decisions – doesn’t work for Tucker (who does NOT think Ashley would do the same – after the year she’s had). You’re the only person I’m interested in, Tucker adds. Ashley will think about it. Don’t take too long – enjoy your evening. Joining Tucker at the bar, Jill waves a white napkin – truce? Why not? Tucker agrees. Jill sits to order a Martini (this is better than throwing knives at one another). Yes – life IS good. Cheers.

Part 5:

Jill wastes little time bringing up Jabot – and hears Tucker found the perfect businesswoman to run it – hopefully she won’t turn him down. Now, who could turn YOU down, Jill wonders (obviously optimistic that SHE’S Tucker’s choice to run Jabot) Lily rejoins Mac and Cane in the examination room – claiming she couldn’t reach her Dad or Devon. Mac knows she’s just the surrogate – but WILL protect this little boy and girl. You’re more than a surrogate, Cane gushes – you’re family. Something wrong Lily? No – it’s just all becoming so real. From eggs in a freezer – to blips on a screen – now our son and daughter. Wait til you hold em – just a few more months, Mac enthuses. Just a few more months, Lily echoes (with much less enthusiasm). Back at the bar, Jill suggests Tucker offer the woman the CEO job – then is stunned to hear he already has (and she’s ‘playing it cool’). Clearly disappointed, Jill thinks Tucker so damn good at the corporate games he claims to hate. But Tucker likes THIS – the two of them sharing a drama free drink – no agenda. Good to know it’s not over between us. Jill agrees – not yet (then dumps her drink over him). NOW, it’s over, she clip clops away from the soggy (but amused) Tucker.

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So what that Joakim Noah Bashed Cleveland!

Cleveland is, I don’t know about Cleveland, man. I mean there is nothing going on around here, man. The streets are kind of bare. It’s bad, man, it’s bad”

I mean come on! Its not like he wasn’t telling the truth. Cleveland, is a ghost town. There isn’t shit to do here and the crime rate is through the roof. They just closed over 18-20 schools, more jobs are leaving, and the only thing people have anything looking forward to is Lebron James, which I hope leaves.

Then the former Florida Gator then decided to take his disrespect for Cleveland another step further. When a reporter inquired about the possible backlash from Cleveland fans and asked, ”but doesn’t that motivate you a little bit?”

Noah’s response was,”What, that Cleveland sucks?”

I would have to say that was pretty hilarious. If you can’t laugh at yourself…ah you know the saying. I don’t understand why Cleveland is so pissy about what Joakim Noah said when the Bulls has lost twice to the Cleveland Cavaliers, and I’m only saying that because they are doing far better than the Cleveland Indians and the Cleveland Browns. Maybe they should just sit back and let the Fagaliers take care of Joakim Noah shit talking. Yes, that’s right, I never liked the Cavaliers and I won’t start now. Some say that Joakim Noah is desperate to win so his snide remarks would be “justifiable”. Honestly they are justifiable, some people just can’t take the truth. Cleveland sucks and I should know because I live in the heart of Downtown Cleveland. There is no nightlife, and if you don’t drink you mind as well go home and take your ass to sleep.

Why do anybody want to stay in this city or surrounding areas? People are moving out like greased lightning and soon I’ll be following suit. There should be a lot more to do downtown besides the Rock and Roll hall of Fame and the Great Lakes Science Center but what can you expect from a city that pins all its hope on revitalizing downtown by driving out all the businesses that help draw people to downtown for a few bars and clubs that aren’t even open til evening?

Isn’t it already well known that no one really likes Joakim Noah or do I have someone other shit talking NBA player mixed up with him? I think even a blind man can see that this character is trying to get in the Guinness World Record‘s for the most hated NBA player ever; more power to the clown.

Hell, look at the Cleveland Browns, they can’t stay out of jail to save their lives. Every other month to a week, one of them is in jail. So right on Joakim Noah, its about time someone said it!

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BET: Black EMBARRASSMENT Television

BET bans Teairra Mari‘s video ‘Sponsor’ because it “teaches young women to get paid for sex/relations with men”. I’m sure 106 & Park‘s countdown show worse videos than hers. If BET wants to ban something, they should BAN BET in its entity, not just some video that isn’t even close to teaching anyone to be a whore. BET used to air a special late at night called Uncut and one of the most derogatory videos they used to show was Nelly‘s Tip-Drill, and of course it was the UNcut version of the video. Arguably that video should of gotten BET taken off the air. All they did was stop airing that special.

The funny thing is, men make these kinds of songs all the time, disrespecting women, but nobody holds them accountable for that. It’s always the female that gets the label of a hoe or gold-digger. But when these men act like a gangster and pimp, he gets props. Especially these ignorant rappers. And it ain’t just females that o to men for money. What about these men that leech off their women and don’t provide for their kids? Nobody mentions them. This is a blatant double standard and makes BET look hypocritical.

Soulja Boy Tellem and Gucci Mane are undoubtedly two of the worst rappers and horrible influence on young people let alone what is being said in the video. Its far worst things out there today that’s influencing young women to be prostitutes and gold-diggers. If anything BET shouldn’t show anything but Gospel music. Anything other than that is embarrassing. BET shows a lot of videos that demean and disrespect, as well as objectify women but when a woman comes out with one little insignificant video, all hell breaks loose.

This is what Teairra Mari had to say about it:

Q: What do you have to say to those who think “Sponsor” glorifies gold diggers?


A: Well, the video was my response. But in words, my response is that a “sponsor” is whoever is dishing your money out. For some people, that could be their man, their sugar daddy, whatever you want to call it. For some people it may be their woman, their sugar mama. For some people it may be their job, their parents. Whoever you’re getting supported by, that’s your “sponsor.” Mine is Warner Bros. [Records]. It’s not a gold digger thing. But gold diggers I’m sure will love [the song]. The way the song is written, it’s very sarcastic. So it’s like he must be a baller, doctor, rapper, I don’t even care, just as long as he don’t say bye. It’s just really fun.

People say that the banning had to start some where. Why now? Why not start with Lil’ Wayne? It wouldn’t be so bad if the song was as bad if not worse than Tip Drill but its not. I would go as far as saying that BET is sexist but there’s no point.

I’m going to wrap this up with a question:

What do you think the past 20+ years of hip-hop has been teaching the youth?

Breaking Up Just to Make Up

That has never been my cup of tea and it just frustrates me that I put my standards aside and decided that I can have that type of tea this one time or several. I don’t know if I did it out of pity for him, or myself but its pathetic either way. Over the 5-6 years I’ve known this man, I think I’ve broken up with him at least a good 8 times and all those times of course I came running back. I don’t know what it was about him; that hold he had on me that caused me to blindly let someone depress me but I’ve finally woken up [well it'll almost be a year since I've walked away]. It was like I was stabbing myself with a knife, no matter how much it hurt, I kept doing it.

It was one of those moments where I should of gotten out of that situation the moment I started seeing the signs that he put his e-social life before his actual life. He lived for nudes, social networking sites and instant messengers. All he wanted to do day in and day out was to talk to females miles and miles away from him that couldn’t care less. Here, I am sitting here waiting on him before I reached my breaking point to realize that I’m here for that, not them bitches that’s e-smiling in your face, then e-talking behind your back.

Point is, don’t break up with someone and go back with them. If there is something wrong with that person and you break up with them, try your best to walk away, its never worth it. I learned that lesson the hard way and now I’m paying for it.

3rd Grader Passes Out Bags of Heroin At Elementary School Playground [Video]

3rd Grader Passes Out Bags of Heroin At Elementary School

Don’t Lie at My Funeral…

I don’t even know if I’m going to have a funeral. If I do have one, I don’t want my family grieving over me; giving the eulogy saying how much of a this that and the other I was when I wasn’t. I am no saint, far from perfect, and my family dislikes me and I’m sure when I and if I start my family nothing is going to change. I have enough people lying to me and about me while I’m still breathing, I don’t want them lying about me when I’m dead. I’m not sure if it should matter or not but it does.

My point is, everyone that die or gets killed wasn’t a good person, I’m pretty sure of that. I read these stories and watch the news and it’s always “he was a good person, he never done anything to anyone” well that may be the case in some cases but not all of them. Oh I’m guessing family members refuse to accept that their loved ones aren’t who they fabricated them to be or wanted them to be. Then when it comes down to it, Billy was the neighborhood’s thug who liked shooting up corner stores and slashing people’s tires. So the people who knew him justified his actions by saying he was a “confused and misguided” person but “he was the happiest 6-year-old you ever seen”. It’s not always the good guy that dies.

This is what I want said at my funeral…

Asilee, the cutthroat bitch who didn’t give a damn about what someone said about her. She was an Atheist and she stood up for what she believed in. Asilee wasn’t a people person and she preferred to stay away from people as much as possible. No doubt that Asilee was an asshole but she had a level of tolerance about herself when it came to people, if they weren’t loud, black, or ignorant she was the life of the party. All in all Asilee was Asilee. Her family hated her but liked her enough to give her a proper funeral.

It would have been longer but who wants someone standing up there talking about a corpse and what was? Being that I’m an Atheist and all, no telling what’s going to happen, I just wish I would be alive to watch the fireworks. I should though make a will, its makes sense really. I should just say in said will “cremate my ass and throw me in the nearest toilet you can find”. I’m not too big on death or anything like that. I don’t want roses when I can’t smell them or someone singing when I can’t hear them. I sure as hell don’t want someone lying about me when I can’t defend myself.

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