The Funniest Shit I’ve Read All Morning
CLEVELAND — Police arrested a Parma man for a string of robberies that happened on January 14.Anthony Collier, 54, was charged with one count of aggravated robbery and two counts of robbery.Police said Collier walked into a Shell gas station on Albrecht Avenue and got a cup of coffee.
He had one hand in his pocket, acting like he had a gun, and demanded money from the clerk. The clerk refused and he only got away with the cup of coffee. Only 10 minutes later, police said Collier went into a McDonald’s on East Market Street and acted the same way.
When the employee refused to give him money, he tried to open the drawer himself. The register didn’t open and he fled.Police said Collier was able to grab $40 from the Circle K on West Market Street. The clerk followed him out of the store and demanded the money back. Collier gave the money back to the clerk and got into his car.
I’m sorry [not really] if you read this and didn’t find it funny; I didn’t say it would be funny to you, its funny to me. Its early and I haven’t been to sleep yet because of this sharp pain in my abdomen. So I needed to find something to put a smile on my face. He has got to be the dumbest robber in Cleveland right now.
Posted on January 23, 2010, in LMAO and tagged asilee, asilee.com, blog, Circle K, cleveland, Coffee, Filling station, Law, lee, lol, Market Street, ohio, police, Robbery, United States. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.
That is some funny shit right there. This made my day. Such stupidity that all I can do is laugh. I don’t know what else to say about this man right now. Great post Lee.