You’re not Nikki Minaj or Barbie so STOP thinking you are

Posted on December 26, 2009 by

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Halloween is Oct 31, not Jan 1st through December 31st. I’m sorry to say this but no matter how many tracks or pink extensions you put in your hair or how many fake diamond necklaces that spell out barbie you get, you’ll never be Nikki Minaj or Barbie. One is trying to be like Lil’ Wayne and the other you can find at your local Wal-Mart. It must suck to look back at yourself when and if that time ever come and see how stupid you look trying to be someone else. I can honestly say its much easier to just be yourself. You females who drool and idolize your ‘role-models’ got it down to a Science.

Barbie is made of plastic and I believe she’s what 50 years old now? The damn doll was manufactured in 1959 and the African American barbie was manufactured in 1967. Why must you stupid females think being a 42-50 year old plastic doll is something to be happy about?

From my understanding, Minaj was/is a carpet muncher and she enjoyed dressing like a man. Her ‘music’ is garbage and the only people who find her appealing or ‘sexy’ is men with no type of taste in women. Yea she might have more things to offer away from a mic but when she’s on the mic, I rather listen to Gucci Mane and he’s horrible as well. She may not be facially challenged but lyrically, she’s a white helmet away from riding the short yellow bus. Call it hate, jealousy, envy, whatever your pea-size brain can muster but I won’t be losing sleep at night. This was just the spur of the moment blog. I just wish these Minaj and Barbie wannabe’s were a spur of the moment.

But I guess to each its own. If I was a sheep I would choose Barbie as my shepherd because I’ll be DAMN if I follow someone who don’t have shit to offer but ‘looks’ and a ‘body’ as some people put it.

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