ClevelandSwag.com is the most Ugliest Representation of Cleveland I’ve Ever Seen!

First off when you first visit the site you have to adjust your eyes to the colors chosen for the site, then you have to get past the part where it says “F*@K THE HATERS!” then to enter the site you have to click “Get your cle SWAG on”. First of all, swag in “urban” terminology is:

To have your own style. [According to what my readers have told me].

How in the hell does Cleveland as a city of Ohio have “swag”? I don’t know but I know if you’re going to represent Cleveland in such a manner, don’t make a whole site about it making Cleveland, Ohio look bad. It looks bad by itself, it doesn’t need to be in the form of a poorly done site. Speaking of which, on the site some if not most of the links are nonoperational.  The header of the site says “Untitled”. It look like it was made by some deranged gang member. Oh, but let me tell you what ClevelandSwag.com is all about…

Cleveland Swag.com is your new favorite website. [O'RLY?! You know that how?]
Cleveland Swag.com is the site that’s about to kick your ass, so brace yourselves! [Yea okay, the only thing that's going to be kicked is me kicking myself in the ass for finding that site.]
Cleveland Swag is a PRO CLEVELAND website. [It needs to be aborted.]
We have formed to serve two purposes: [This site has no purpose.]
1) To force Clevelanders to get their swag on and start representing their city. [Define swag and less and that's what this site is.]
2) To slap the taste out of our haters’ mouths.  [Yea, you're really going to do that online.]
And speaking of haters, we’re starting with the sissy, pantywaist losers who live here that have no love for their own city.  [Why does it matter to you about what others think about where they lay their head?]
Some of you bitches need a good old-fashioned pimp-slap, and Cleveland Swag.com is more than happy to deliver. [Yea you're going to hand deliver pimp-slaps via internet]
The days of people dissing Cleveland are over. Belee dat! [WTF? All Clevelanders don't talk like that!]
I feel like I’m getting ahead of myself, so let’s back up a minute. [The moment you entertained and pursued the idea of making this site you was ahead of yourself.]

The idea of representing Cleveland is there but the purpose is all wrong. It lacks structure and it makes Cleveland look even more ridiculous. The character even had the nerve to advertise his website on Cleveland.com. The nerve of this jokester.

Are you tired of the sorry Clevelanders who sit around year after year and dwell over our “bad luck” in sports, even though one of the most famous, amazing basketball players in the world is from here and plays for our team? [So having a good player automatically diminishes all the supposedly "bad luck"? & the Cleveland Cavaliers still lose. Come Summer 2010 there won't be no more Lebron James and good riddens for that. He can't show his true potential with a half-ass team like the Cavaliers.]

If you live here and you enjoy sports I don’t think getting tired of the Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland Indians and the Cleveland Cavaliers forever losing is considered “dwelling”. The hockey team we had was better than all three of those put together.

This “creator” of ClevelandSwagless.com is “tired” of Clevelanders and their “low self-esteem” well honestly if its that bad, don’t make a website that’s really nothing but a bunch of bullshit, just move the hell out of Ohio. Really would anyone want this character representing all of Cleveland? If it was up to this person, we would be the laughing stock of the nation. We already have a sharing title of one of the poorest cities in the nation, lets not make it worse K?\

Also if he/she was going to post links to other sites, at least allow them to be operational. What’s the point in saying “click here” when you really have to copy and paste? There’s also an interview section for people he feel that are famous in Cleveland or people he “feel like” interviewing but yet, there are NO interviews. Then it goes on by saying that if any celebrities [or people who need a career boost] just so happen to stumble across that site and would like to get an interview is to contact them. Well apparently they’re “swamped”. The site has been up for a while so they can’t be too “swamped”.

Well if I need a few laughs because my day was shitty, I know exactly where to go. ClevelandSwassg.com.

Update 10-20-11: Well, I don’t know when it happened but it happened. The site is down.