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Hello and welcome to Asilee’s list of reasons why Left 4 Dead Fails. I’m not saying the game in its entity fails its just some things about the game that makes it fail…A LOT! No I’m not a boycotter, I’m a fan of Left 4 Dead so don’t get your knickers in a twist about anything I say.

• You can be not even a foot off the ground and can be dangling from lets say a car or a van and you can’t drop or someone can’t help you because they’re either getting mauled by a tank, hunter, smoker, horde or all four at once. So you’re dangling and time is running out, you’re getting pissed because you’re incapped on the edge of a FUCKING VAN and is in need of assistance and before you get it, you plummet a inch or two to your death. Oh, here’s a video…except, this person is dangling from a FUCKING LIGHT POLE!

• Valve made it where both the infected and the survivors can move things only a tank should be allowed to move. For example, people put barricades or block entry ways to safe houses or ladders causing people to be incapped by a tank or any other special infected because they were there for a large amount of time trying to get out but end up having to deal with another horde and another tank. Sorry I have no video for that just yet…or do I? Yea I do…

• People spend more time finding glitches in the game than actually playing the game. Making it very annoying for those who want to play the game like its supposed to be played. My point is, why does this game have so many damn glitches in it?

• When you’re playing online and you join a lobby and there is two of the same people [same gamertag with a (1) next to the second person] which is in fact a bot or someone who doesn’t know how to play. They do this so they can’t get booted out of the game. Then we got those who just sit in a lobby [the lobby leader] and never start the game. Then sometimes the lobby leader will kick you off if you don’t have a mic.
• You can make your own lobby but no one ever seems to join it but its like a ass load of people online.
• The boycotters who join a match just to tell people to join their boycotting group of Left 4 Dead 2 just to boot that person for another boycotter to join. Its fail because people cry too much and its going to be even more crying when the game is released.

On another note, if you have a Playfire, feel free to join add me as a friend and add my Left 4 Dead Survivors Group and Clan. Just click on the corresponding links in this little message.