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I stumbled upon this site when I was doing my daily stumbles and I saw this site. I got to reading the quotes and I was appalled at what I read. Its scary that there are people out there who think this way and it sure as hell isn’t fair at all. I know all Christians aren’t like this and I know a lot may find them funny but I don’t so be it.

Its said that these quotes were supposed to be funny, but to who I will never know. Atheists and Christians alike were upset about these quotes and I don’t blame them. There are some naive, stupid, incompetent cowards out there with computers.

Note: I didn’t bother to correct the misspellings and you’ll see why. Anyway, moving on…

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

How do they know that exactly? They’re basically basing their opinions about Atheists the same way others based their lives about their religions. This is far from funny.

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.

ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!

ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.

ATHIEST DAD: Why not?

ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking each other in there.

ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?

ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!

ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn’t it?

[The Prince of Pain, GameTalk]

What pisses me off about this the most is that they spelled Atheist wrong. Besides that, since when did someone religion/non religion have anything to do on how people raised their child? Yea yea, Christians have a way with raising their child a certain way but all Christians aren’t the same just like all Atheists aren’t the same. This wasn’t a well thought-out ‘joke’.

How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

[coolstylinstud, Christian Forums]

One question, WHAT THE FUCK?! It’s like that site applauds idiocy, lack of correction of spellings and lack of logic. Wherever they got this from they need to send it back. This isn’t funny, nor is it right. Its wrong on so many levels.

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist’s funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human beings (they’re not even human, but only inhuman animals), since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist’s grave marker? “Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist”. What else is there say? Nothing at all. No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

[Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism]

Really, we aren’t humans now? Our anti-religion leaves us with the inability to cry? Religion has nothing to do with emotions. We can cry, shit, piss, eat, pay a bill just like the next person can. Its a shame there are people out there that are so fucking naive.

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I’m a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn’t want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from Satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how Wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harassing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

[Meg, Myspace]

My thing is this, how do you exactly know that this person who has done these things were Atheists? There are rules and bylaws that you have to go by. Religion or not, discriminating, harassing, and whatever else this Meg person did was in fact against the law. But of course, instead of just accepting that it was her own fault, she blamed it on someone else. 9/10 she’s a blonde.

The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.

[Meg, Myspace]

Here’s another one by the wonderful Meg of Myspace. Really, if she’s a Christian then I’m Jesus. I bet she felt holier than thou when she was typing up that. This is hypocrisy at its finest. Man I tell you, sometimes I’m glad I’m no longer a Christian. The misspellings are epic, its a wonder how anyone considered what she was actually saying as a joke, her lack of proof-reading is enough.

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister.

[Kirabellydancer , YouTube]

Seriously, what the shit? They have some nerve saying Atheists are the devil reincarnate but look at them. I bet they eat hot coal breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these “rocks” at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.

[Rebelscum954, CARM]

This bashing of the Gays will never stop. 9/10 they aren’t bothering anyone but they cannot be themselves without a Christian damning them to Hell. People are so quick to judge and get mad at things they cannot control. Its just so sad that Gays get so much grief because people don’t know when to shut up or quit.

A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.

pbricks00usa, Christian Forums]

The only face you’ll ever say that to is the one you see in your monitor when you cut it off at night to go to bed.

Top Ten Signs you’re a dumbass Atheist:

1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You’re like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets.
2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.
3. You don’t realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.
4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.
6. You can’t seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)
7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.
8. You criticize Christians who don’t know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin’s texts.
9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.
10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.

[Agent C2H6O, fark]

& People just get dumber and dumber…

[on why God had to have written the Bible]

But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.

[...]

How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?

[~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy]

That just proves to me that you’re actually an Atheist because you just gave us ammo. No one can be that stupid.

I think there are a lot more cases of people being agnostic or atheistic, but then getting off drugs in order to become Christians. I don’t know any Christians who actually do drugs. That to me seems like more of an escape from reality that non-religious folk tend to get into.

It would take a lot of drugs to convince me that I could know anything about myself and the world by being an atheist. It would also take a lot of drugs to convince me, if I were an atheist, that morality had more meaning than the indigestion I felt when I drank bad water in Mexico.

[Michael Flowers, Myspace]

Well I’m an Atheist now and I never smoked a day in my life. So basically if I start to do drugs I’m going to go back to being a Christian or do that even apply to me? Then again, his last name is ‘Flowers’…

was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl. Besides being too young to play it, it is true that I won’t let her play it because she is a girl. And no, I don’t think she should not learn math, either. I want my boys and girls (I have 2 each) to grow up being boys and girls. I don’t want them growing up confused as to what their roles are in life. I want my girls to grow up with a desire to take care of their kids at home. Even home school. I want my boys to grow up learning what it means to lead, how to lead, and how to do it in a Godly way. I want my girls to learn how to follow their husbands leadership. I want them to learn that submitting to their husband does not make them a door mat. That it’s as God wants it, and that they will have a more fulfilling life by doing what God has said.

[Ronnie, Ronnie's Blog]

Say the hell what?! I’ve been playing video games all my life and I knew very well I was a girl. Playing video games don’t turn straight people gay! This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this crap. I don’t believe him. I would like to personally find his blog and give him a piece of my mind. Nothing like a brainwashed Christian with kids. Wow, I’m so shocked at the level of absurdity I forgot what I was going to type.

[Reviewing "Letter to a Christian Nation"]

how much longer will I have to endure atheistic christophobia? Atheism is a religion, and let me cite some doctrines: (if you are an atheist, I’m sorry, but you WILL agree with these, no matter how many pink unicorn or “lack of belief” proclamations you make)

I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME: ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is

REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren’t for the crusades the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you’d be praying to Allah right now. Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe and threw them back into the desert. Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe, and your damn straight Europe had a right to defend itself

ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #2) There is a magical “cosmic law” to the universe- unproven- but still I believe it that says “wherever conditions for life exist, life will somehow manage to squirm itself out” REBUTTAL: None needed, this little statement is obviously faith

ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #3) Advanced, benevolent aliens exist. I really believe this…I *need* to believe this REBUTTAL: Yes, my little atheist friend, I know you do. Its ok, I understand. [...] ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #5) Xians are inferior in intelligence to the superior minded atheist. I am on a higher plane of thinking than those irrational xians. Their puny minds are no match to mine. REBUTTAL: I know, my wittle atheist, how important it is for you to believe that. Its ok, I know you are insecure and really need to see yourself in a superior light. It’s kind of like natural selection: the weaker get extinguished and sometimes you feel like you are being smothered by the xians and need to cry out “TYRRANY OF THE MAJORITY!” and appeal to a Constitution that appeals to an absolute moral law. The sad thing is, my little atheist friend, is that your contradiction is all too obvious.

Atheists are emotion>logic, Im sorry but its true. Now please click “not helpful” on my review…let that anti-xian rage flow

[Marshill, Amazon.com Review]

Why did I just get this feeling that all hope is lost?

Of-course religious people do bad things sometimes. But at least their religion forces them to acknowledge within themselves the evil they do. Atheists have no such guidance. They are just like psychopaths! Cold, mechanical, soul-dead!

[Mullah, C4forums]

Yea, he know the mentality of every single Atheist on Earth.

Convinced atheists adhere to no concepts of good and bad, but make them up as they go along. To me, they’re no different from machines! A bit like the gun which is capable of cold, mindless, killing – devoid of all consciousness of responsibility.

[Mullah, C4forums]

Do these type of people ever sleep? If so, what are their dreams like?

No telling if these quotes are real, serious, are jokes but I know one thing, these people are sad as hell to find humor in idiocy, naivety, and cowardice.

Note: If its not going to benefit this post, then shut the hell up. Crying about what I say or do has nothing to do with what this specific blog is about. If you don’t like it, start your own blog.

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