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Recently I’ve been really pissed at a few video games that came out this year and the end of last year. I’ve been highly disappointed with EA Games lately and Square Enix. So I guess I will list some of the games I’ve played that I think were and still is total ASS. I’ll probably list a few others as well that has been on for a while now but whatever!

Need For Speed Undercover - This game was so ass it made me sick to my stomach. The races were too easy, the storyline was too lame, the car selection has been almost the same since Need For Speed Most Wanted. The interface was horrendous, the boards or “city” was fucked up. How do you manage to try and be realistic and unrealistic at the same time? What happened to night time? There was Dawn and Noon no Dusk or Evening, and on some of the boards it was hard to see because of the “sun glare”. I think after Carbon and Most Wanted y’all lost your touch, I mean after Need For Speed Underground 2 y’all lost y’all touch. Lets just hope Need For Speed Shift is better.

Need For Speed: ProStreet – Well lets not just bash the latest edition, the runner-up of fail lets bash the #1 contender of fail. This game pissed me off the moment the cut scene for the first race began, how do you manage to not allow someone to control their car? What in the hell was those arrows for is what I asked when I first played it on the Nintendo Wii. Now that I’ve left that gay console in the dust I began playing it on the Xbox 360 just yesterday. I wasn’t expecting a difference but what the hell? As far as the fact that they failed at trying to make it more like a NASCAR video game, they failed at the selection of cars and the fact that the ideas for the game play was fucking idiotic! Its like they ran out of ideas for a video game so they asked for ideas from deaf mute kids, ProStreet my ASS!

The Last Remnant – Why do the characters walk like they got something stuck up their ASS first of all?! Second of all, why do the characters run like they are jogging in place? Please tell me this was just a BETA for an epic game. I mean y’all put not just your foot in Star Ocean The Last Hope but a whole fucking leg man! That games storyline was fucking awesome! Especially at the end, that game was totally not ass! Anyway, I couldn’t stomach that game any longer cause if I heard “Lets do this!” one last damn time, I was going to hurl that game out the window if I hadn’t rented it from GameFly.

Midnight Club Los Angeles – What in the fuck was that supposed to be? I don’t know if it was just me not being able to get the speed up to par just enough to race in against the yellow competitors but come on! I had bought 5 different type of cars and for some reason upgrading them and all that silly shit didn’t matter. I was still racing them green idiots for the past two days when I had the game. Sometimes you’re so grateful you wasted your time waiting on a  game from GameFly than actually spending money on a game from GameStop/EB Games. Anyway, they was still flying like a bat out of hell. I tried to race in the order in which they were unlocked as far as Karol sending them to me was concerned but I couldn’t catch a damn break! What made it so ass though was the fact that I couldn’t run over pedestrians, I was expecting the game to be like Grand Theft Auto: IV. Just kidding…game is still ass though.

Vampire Rain - Nothing like a Splinter Cell and Metal Gear game to go bad when they are combined together with vampires you cannot even kill. I only played this game long enough to want to gauge my eyes out and eat them. The game was imported from Japan for us Americans to play. Lets just say it should of stayed there. Nothing like having a big ass gun you can’t use against your enemy because they are so fast and they can kill you with one hit.

I can’t even finish this damn list right now, I’m still getting over a stomach ache. I’ll publish this for now but I’ll be back!