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I got this wonderful list of slogans in a e-mail from a great Atheist friend of mine and I thought I’d share it. Its probably been posted before across the internet but I don’t care.

Darwin loves you!
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole.
Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry .
Thank God I’m an Atheist.
Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings.
If you think god is your co-pilot, try letting him land the plane.
“Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.
If Jesus is inside me, I hope he likes fajitas ’cause that’s what he’s getting!
Gods Don’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
He’s Dead. It’s Been 2,000 years. He’s Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry – Edgar Allan Poe.
Viva La Evolución!
Praying is begging.
Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season.
I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist.
Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
Cheeses Dried Foyer Shins. Praise the Lard.
The difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate controlled.
People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs.
Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.
Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
GOD – APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK.
God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus.
God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!
Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic? A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing.
And God said unto His followers, ‘Get on your knees and prey.’
Creationism: Holy Shit!
I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
How many prophets does does it take to make a profit?
Science: It Works, Bitches.
“Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987.
I Found God Between The Sheets.
I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent.
My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel.
Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten.
If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia.
ALL Americans Are African Americans.
I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

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