Ced is Talking to My Video Games

This is not your normal, “Man how he get around the corner so quick, I know I had him beat!” type talking. He’s not having pep talks he having basically full blown conversations with Call of Duty. It doesn’t matter which one he’s playing hell it don’t matter what he’s playing right now. The fact that I had to keep looking over my shoulder to try and ease my uneasiness by hoping he had the headphone in talking to someone online like that but nooooo it never happened. That’s like going to refrigerator once and seeing there is nothing in there to eat then turning around 5 minutes later returning hoping something is in there. I love my boyfriend and he knows I sit there and make fun of him and laugh at him when he does it because its like he don’t notice. So I decided to blog about it and a lot of people found it funny… Anyway, my boyfriend of 5 going on 6 years was sitting on the couch talking to the tv I should say. The conversations went like this…

Ced: The grenade to glory!
Ced: I’m 16-4 I cannot let my team down
Ced: I see you over there, I’ll get to ya in a minute.
Ced: Oh my goodness he shot me and I was trying to shoot him. I’ll be back for you soon.
Ced: Let me just get over here and handle you right quick.
Ced: Just one more rank and I get the good guns!
Ced: I need to get dressed for this meeting.
Ced: Dogs…get em!
Ced: Bullshit…only in your dreams!
Ced: I stabbed you!
Ced: Its cool, I’ll be right back to take our shit!
Ced: No explosion?!?!
Ced: This invisible ass dude just shoots me in my face with a sniper rifle three inches from my face and I don’t see him…bullshit.
Ced: No stop jumping!
Ced: You lagging ass bitch! I see that now, its not me, its you!
Ced: Fuck it, we’ll get all three tanks then.
Ced: Ha ha! I know they mad.

He had to go to a hearing/meeting but he has returned with a lot to say. So he begins to talk at me not to me but at me. I know that really doesn’t make sense but in my head and what I’m witnessing it does. So now he’s adding my name along with his conversations. Saying at the end of every sentence. I knew I shouldn’t of woke up.

Ced: They pwn’ing me Lee.
Ced: Fucking n00bs Lee.
Ced: They cheating Lee.
Ced: There is so much lag Lee.
Ced: I got something for they ass Lee, just wait til I level up Lee.
Ced: I got to get this rank Lee.

This is very scary/odd because I’ve never witnessed this before. This is something new, maybe I’m over exaggerating because its so early in the morning, I’m never up this early in the morning. I was woke by a very loud ass computer alarm clock and it scared me shit-less. Now I’m wide awake with nothing to do but listen to Cedric talk to inanimate object…the television. Its crazy because its like he’s not talking to me but someone sitting next to him playing right along with him. This shit is very scary, not funny to the least. I just wish I can go back to sleep.