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I’ve realized and noticed a lot of, eh…er..uh.. hmmm…shit in video games. I guess I shall list them. 9/10 this list will get longer with time. They won’t be categorized or anything crazy like that. I don’t have time to categorized a list. So…moving on.

• Guitar Hero III – Recently I was playing my co-op career with my lovely boyfriend on Hard [don't ask why] and we got a perfect on The Story of My Life song except that I over-strummed and broke the streak. So I recall one of the achievements for this game is to get a 2000 note streak in a co-op career. So you know I was pissed so we tried to go and do it again, well…it failed. My point is, you’re better off just doing it instead of trying to do it cause you’ll realize sometimes you just can’t do the same thing twice or better.
• Call of Duty – Seems that the guns in the Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare and Call of Duty World at War games only work well in the career and not online. I know this is obvious to most but sheesh they could at least get decent servers. The lag is horrible on the game and then they try and make the games realistic. Well standing in front of someone and shooting them point blank in the head just to find out that it missed cause of the lagging ass servers is not realistic!
• Guitar Hero World Tour – I’ve realized that its easier to get and keep a streak on that game than Guitar Hero III. I don’t know if the level of the song that is required to play that song or what but I can get a 2000-3000 note streak just fine on Guitar Hero World Tour without even trying. Doing that on Guitar Hero III is like pulling teeth. I have yet to get that 20 songs on Expert yet. I was so close and I went and bought a hard-drive, transferred it all for the hard-drive to do is delete it. I only had one song to go. Yea, that was a bitch.
• Rock Band 2 - Hammer-on’s are harder for me to play on here than Guitar Hero. I don’t know why but they are. See I started off playing Guitar Hero games way before I started playing Rock Band games. Being that it seems the hammer-on’s on this game is harder to play because they are so close and little. I guess I get a bit intimidated when it comes to those asshole for mothers ass solo’s. I also can get streaks on this game just fine. Only time I know I get one is when the song is over. The layout by the way for this game is awful.
• Need For Speed Undercover – Besides the fact that this game is one of the most distasteful games in the Need For Speed Saga, the cars are just as bad. The thing I noticed is they never really switch up their cars. & I also heard/saw/read that Cross was going to be in the game, well…where the hell was he on the Xbox 360 version? I know I’m not crazy because I saw him in the trailers when I watched them. I was looking foward to Cross being in there but he wasn’t. How gay is that though?
• Assassin’s Creed - Well lets see, besides that when you get near someone you have to save and there is another one near by the people who are basically messing with the ones you need to say end up saying the same thing if not at once but seconds behind each other. They repeat themselves until you pursue your mission to stop them. Also, the cities they made me go to, well the basically all looked alike, I almost got mixed up a few times because I thought I was some where else on the map. I also noticed how the manage to squeeze the fact that its probably going to be a second Assassin’s Creed in the future at the end. Well I won’t be looking forward to that.
• Resident Evil 5 - The fact that blacks always have something racial to say about everything or try and make it racial. I don’t understand them most of the time and I’m black [well partial anyway]. I’ve noticed this game still manage to sell a lot regardless of what was said about the game being racists. Can’t win for losing I guess. Any other time this wouldn’t of been an issue if they was running around in Manhattan, New York shooting up Caucasian zombies or thugs from Brooklyn. Its hard to be around them sometimes most of the time and not become very annoyed.
• The Xbox 360 – Well since I can’t leave this out of the list. The fact that they get one problem under control, another one pops up. I mean I’m some what a Xbox 360 fan due to the fact A. I don’t have my gaming PC built yet. B. They have more games than the Sony PS3. & C. The console is cheap and I’m a victim of falling for the bullshit every damn time. Anyway, apparently there is something far more worse than the Red Ring of Death. Well lets just hope I don’t have to send my console in for yet a second time not counting my very first xbox which will actually make it a third.
• Guitar Hero III – When I’m the board where you’re at a bar, I can’t think of the name of the board right now but anyway, when you are on that board I’ve noticed that they have these different silly advertisements on the wall. These only occur if you’re connected to the internet while playing. The one I’ve seen recently was “Rent Video Games on the Xbox 360 For FREE!” with a Gamefly logo below it. I don’t know if that’s a joke but it has to be cause isn’t that the whole point in renting video games? How can you rent a video game for free? You even have to pay for the free trial so they need to stop that shit like right now!
• Grand Theft Auto IV – Seems that again with the online game-play when I’m not exactly playing online. Niko Bellic looks odd when I’m running through the city doing missions and just randomly causing havoc. Even the cars change, which is not for the best by the way but for the worst. Also the people tend to be different and do more odd ass shit than usual. I don’t know if have to do with the expansion for the game which is a lousy 20 damn bucks but its weird.

Again, this list will be long once I remember other things I’ve noticed. That or people can just submit what they have noticed in video games too and I can post it. Get our juices flowing just for the hell of it.

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