Lovers Spat

The Refrigerator – Long story.

My Xbox 360 - He don’t like anything by Microsoft but yet he’s always playing my Xbox 360 and saying how the Sony PS3 is better. So I have to ask him all the time, “if you hate it so much why are you constantly playing it?” He can never give me a straight answer, just that he’s bored. I mean dude you have a friend downstairs that you always go and play computer games with until 1-200 in the A.M. So you have no excuse.

Web Cams – My boyfriend has a web cam that he uses often. He has bitches he get online for and I think its cheating but he doesn’t. So I go and buy me a web cam and its a problem. I mean if he can get on his web cam for bitches why can’t I get on my web cam for my male friends? So what if two wrongs don’t make a right I could care-less. Its not fair that he gets to have all of the say-so in the relationship well…after 4 years of being with him I think its time to say “to hell with your say-so”.

Video Games – This is an ongoing argument and its not going any where, he’s always talking about the competition between to game companies with the same type of game. For Instance Grand Theft Auto IV and Saints Row II. He swears up and down that people buy Saints Row cause they know what’s better. How would they know if this is their first time getting the game and that they haven’t played it yet so they can’t know whats better? I for one just think people don’t know any better so they are going to buy video games regardless of the name or how its played.

Apple Juice – We both love apple juice so I always buy both of us the same amount so he doesn’t drink mine. Yet though he finds a way to drink all of his and go after mine which leads to an argument about sharing. I did share, I shared my money to buy it.

Kool-Aid – I don’t like Kool-Aid and he knows I don’t like it but yet he tries to tell me that his Kool-Aid is better and that it doesn’t taste all syrupy. He haves me try it and it taste like Gatorade. So I told him I’m not drinking that shit any more and he has been arguing since then that he has made it better and that I should try it. It gets highly annoying at times because he can’t fail to realize that all blacks don’t like Kool-Aid, so he calls me white just because I’m mixed and that my father is white. He can be racist at times but I guess it comes with his personality. If I didn’t know any better I could of sworn whites like Kool-Aid too.

Dish Washing – He feels that he did them 6 days ago that he don’t have to do them no more for that month. So thats bullshit in my book so I call him on it. Why does he feel that he can be a pig? He knows I cannot tolerate nastiness or dirtiness but yet he cannot help me out with simple chores. I don’t ask him often to wash the dishes cause they won’t get done until I have to get up and wash them. So he asks me what is wrong with me when I’m launching plates across the room.

Money – He tries to tell me what to do with my money all of the time. Like soon once I get paid he’ll be telling me to, “start buying the parts for your computer that you are suppose to build.” Well see that’s why I haven’t done it yet cause if I do it when he say do it, he’ll notice that and feel he has the upper hand on me and my money. So I’m going to do it when I damn well feel like it. My computer that I’m using now is doing good and I’ve had it for 4 years now. I’ll manage with this one until I’m ready to build my gaming computer. That’s the only reason why he’s stressing me cause he knows its going to be a gaming computer.

Cable – He swears he got the cable so that I can watch Spongebob Squarepants and Adult Swim when he’s always watching House MD and The Food Network channel. Half the time when USA has a House MD marathon going on it lasts all day and I don’t get to watch TV at all. Sometimes I have to wrestle the remote from him cause he’s been hogging the TV all day but he swears I’ve been watching more TV when its clear I have an Xbox. I have no need for TV when I have an Xbox 360.

Social Networking Sites – He spends most of his time on them chatting it up and caking bitches. Very rarely he comes out of his room and sit with me and enjoy my company. He stays in his room all day everyday. Its that and Monopoly now. He says that he do come out of his room. Yea he’s right, to eat and take a shit. When the internet is off that’s a whole different story, he’s out in the living room area with me like its going out of style. When I speak up about this he swears he think I’m going crazy. No he’s going crazy, I’m the most sane person he’ll ever meet.

Cake – Every time I bake a cake, Cedric is on me about eating the whole thing. Its not my fault if I have a sweet tooth and its around that time of the month. Having a large appetite doesn’t help it either. I always end up having to tell his ass that I can eat all of my cake if I want to. He always end up saying, “not at once”. Well why the hell not? You can sit there and eat all of my things at once, why cannot I eat all of my cake at once? Oh its probably cause he can’t get any.

Well its been fun, I’ll add more onto this list when I can think of it.