My List of the Worst Rappers of 2008

I had to do it, this is my first blog like this but this had to be done. Its been a bunch of garbage ass rappers this year and I’ve decided to make my list this list isn’t in any type of order, it doesn’t really need one, they all lame all the same. [If my opinion causes your blood to boil well "You Loooooose" -Kanye West].

Lil Wayne – Enough said that itself is a insult on its on. Besides this chump trying to figure out if he’s gay or not or if he’s in a gang or not or if he’s high or not or if he’s going to kiss his “daddy” today or not, his music is the worst, I’ve heard better verses from a pre-school poem pop up book. If I wanted to listen to fucked up music I would listen to a drunken monkey play the drums and screech all damn night. Moving on…

Plies – He’s not as bad as Lil Wayne but he’s damn there. He mind as well as be a R&B artist as much as he talk about “fucking a bitch“. Come on dude, its not that much “fucking” in the world. I haven’t heard all of his music but there’s no need to, all I have to do is listen to Lil Wayne. I can barely do that without my heard hurting. I’ll sign my death wish later on in life.

Kanye West – What the fuck happen dude? You went from “flashing lights” to “you looooose”. Whats with the voice machine? Why are you, T-Pain and Lil Wayne using them shits now? I mean at first it was just T-Pain but he’s has an excuse, he can’t sing  or rap without it, it’ll sound like someone cleaning out gutters with a mop. I mean sounding like a rusty wash board isn’t any better but its better than clogged gutters. I swear I thought Kanye East wasn’t going to fall suit with them other bums [did I just say Kanye East?]. His Graduation album was so much better than this shit. I’ve lost all faith in the cat. All this dude doing now is singing. The fuck is with the dude? He on that syrup now too?

Young Jeezy – This fool is in my blogs once again. I still cannot stand “my president is black, my lambo’s blue and I’ll be damn if my rims ain’t too” ass mofo. I don’t even know if that lyric was right but people who listen to the fool knows what I was saying. Anyway, its fools like him that got people riding his nuts so hard. I hope Jeezy do realize though that Obama is not African American. I don’t know if he knew that but I hope the fool know’s now. Its also sad that him, Yung Joc and Gucci Mane all sound alike, they sound as if they can be related some how. I’ve listened to Jeezy’s whole album Recession and it annoyed me a lot to the point where I wanted to strangled myself and end my misery or at least rewind my life and get those 10 minutes back.

Lil Boosie – Dude sound like a cracked out Trina. I sometimes cannot tell if he’s a man or a woman when I just so happen to hear him. Its sad cause “Lil Boosie on the track” is all that makes sense and even that don’t make sense. What the fuck is a “Boosie“. Not only his taste in names are garbage but so is his music, he has no type of meaning to his music, just another fool talking about fucking, beating, hitting, tricking a “bitch“. Man they all look like they need to take different paths and make different types of music. Thats too much like right isn’t it?

Bow Wow – Besides this fool believing he’s from down South when he’s from Ohio, his lack of music skills aren’t there either. When he first started he was adorable and his music was cute now he doesn’t seem like the type to make the songs he’s making and to think he says he’s the best rapper alive is hilarious. Cassidy is the best rapper alive if that’s the case. Bow Wow need to lay down and stay down or atleast change his stage name or some shit. Cause damn, Bow Wow? Right.

Soulja Boy Tell Em – Of course I had to had to mention this idiot. Not only did this dude go from just Soulja Boy he’s gone to Soulja Boy Tell Em, what in the fuckery fuckity fuck is wrong with him? “Tell em” what fool? “Tell em what?!?!?!” The fool with the shoes that’s a check from being a gay, fruity, transgendered Nikes. His taste in fashion design is almost as bad as his lyrics. I won’t get too hasty and say that it is, I’m giving him too much credit just by mentioning those shoes of his. I haven’t seen anyone here with them shits on. I mean if I want some knock off Nikes I would go by some fake ones. Its like all its missing on the shoe is a check. Dude don’t have any type of originality. I can say that though about his music, its so original fools had to go and get a camera and make videos to throw on Youtube, thanks a lot Soulja Toy, you’ve set us back how many years?

Ice Cube – There really isn’t much to say about him is, its not working any more. You’ve been in too many lame ass movies [Are We There Yet? and the sequel to that] to try and regain your “thrown“. Should’ve just stayed out the spotlight my dude, it did you justice.

Nelly – Brass Knuckles? Reminds me of Sonic & Knuckles and Streets of Rage when I hear that lame ass album title. Not only is the title horrendous but what comes with it as a bonus. After Dilemma I do believe the cat has gone down hill. He gets a body ad let all that “gassage” get to his head and cloud his music capabilities. It seems as if he sounded better when he had a bird chest. Go figure.

Dj Khaled – Not really a rapper but he mind as well be as many songs he be in. That “We the best” shit is so fucking tired. Its getting really annoying. Its only getting annoying cause I have two sisters who listen to this type of music and it sounds like this cat is every last damn song. He need to find a new intro and fast.

Lil Mama – She look like she has a Buick in her mouth. The way it sticks out like that. Her “rap game” reminds me of someone who write haiku’s and can’t seem to count. Too many unnecessary ass words and they don’t make sense either, just like Lil Wayne.

T-Pain – If it wasn’t for the voice machine, you wouldn’t be shit without it. He sucks major balls in my book. He drove me crazy being on EVERYONE’S album every where I turned there was a feat. T-Pain. Dude sounds like he’s N-Pain to me.

Webbie – Mind as well be Boosie. Shit y’all both style in music is no different. Throw Flies…oops I meant Plies in there and you got you a head banger [for real, the shit would make your head hurt like you got two midgets fighting in your head].

Hurricane Chris – He’s worse than Soulja boy by far, “ay bay bay“? & The fact that you’re wearing beads that I used to wear in my hair at 3 is very funny. I don’t well I hope real music artists don’t ever put you on a track with them. They’ve already made that mistake with Soulja Boy.

John Cena – Stick to props and wack, weak, fake ass wrestling. Leave the lame rapping to Lil Wayne and them other fools. You’re making a mockery of yourself.

Yung Berg – He’s lame because he got jumped in a club in Detroit, got his chain snatched and allowed the fools to pose with it and post pictures of their relatives pose with it also. If I were him I wouldn’t make any songs about being tough or anything pertaining to that EVER! His bitch card has been pulled, it has been pulled. Oh yea, his rapping is worse than his fighting techniques if thats any consolation.

Fat Joe – has fallen and never gotten up ever since he decided to entertain the idea of being a rapper. That weak lame ass “beef” he had with Ja’rule was the closest to anything he have accomplished even that was a fail because he’s a failure to the music industry also. He not only bite off other rappers but he think saying “crack crack crack crack -echo echo” throughout his songs will make them sound good. No we know you have crack, you have plenty of it. Leave the sound effects to T-Pain, K?

Shawty Lo – What in the fuck is that? Yes I’m talking about his music his shit is annoying he needs to stay away from a recording booth all together.

Swizz Beatz – he should never rap ever! When he opens his mouth and relay a verse, its like watching a poor helpless puppy die. Its just sadness, its like instant death for the ears. Its like a stroke, its just in your ears. I would like to know who decided to turn the “rap game” upside down like this? I am pissed though, they stuck Fat Ho and Swizz Meats on GTAIV that was a disappointment oh yea they added Lil Wayne too, that was a plus.

Nick Cannon – Stick to Wildn’ Out, thats all you good for is making beats. About time you hopped up off of Nickelodeon. Kudos though for bagging Mariah Carey though, only thing you’ve done right so far.

MMK – What a quack, I’m not gone even get into why even his existence is a waste.

Tyga – What the fuck? Dude you trying to ride on my dude Tigger? You couldn’t find a better stage name than Tyga or is it Tyga as in Tye-ga? It doesn’t matter cause your music is pussy-like its a bit wait…it IS weak it sounds like you grabbed two leprechauns and stuck them under your clothes. Yea you rap and move as if someone is in your clothes besides you.

Jibbs – Reminds me of the ice cream dibbs. Nothing more to say about him, he’s just another cat apart of the problem.

Coolio – He’s making the list cause of his attempt of trying to get back in the spotlight. His pockets must be running thin thats the only reason I can come up with.

Nicki Minaj – Sometimes I wonder whats the point in why females really rap. There really isn’t one, she’s lame and her lyrics and style is just like Lil Mama’s and Lil Wayne’s put together. We got ourselves a two-for.

I know I have made a few people mad but who gives a damn. I also know I haven’t listed all of the rappers I think are lame I can’t remember them all at the moment. My 0 tolerance for bullshit music is the reason why.

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