Gucci Lame…I mean…Gucci Mane

Gucci Mane to me is one of the lamest rappers in the Hip Hop/Rap music industry. Besides Lil’ Wayne, Soulja Boy, Cam’Ron, Juelz Santana, Bow Wow, Plies, Young Jeezy, and Kanye he is by far the worst–no I take that back, Plies is the worst;  then its Gucci Mane.

I’ve done my research, which means I’ve listened to his music about 3 albums worth, even read his lyrics because I wanted to make sure I got what he was saying without having to say “huh?!”every 5 seconds. I will have to say that all this character yaps about is the same shit day in and day out. At least Kan-gay [Kanye] switches it up a bit but he’s just about the only one. With a mouth full of trash and a brain the size of a crumb in the bottom of a cereal box all he can yap about is killing, sex, money, and drugs. Where is the creativity? He doesn’t have any, and it sickens me that my sisters find this music…well “music”. Why does it always look like he smell though? Look like his mouth has the most unworldly smell in it. How do these fools get record deals like this? The way this shit going, babies straight out of the womb will be getting contracts. Even though my nieces and nephews who can’t even talk yet can rap better than these clowns.

It doesn’t help much when you have people who find these rappers their “idols”. They want to be just like Gucci Mane when they grow up. Y’all are some fucking idiots honestly. Yea you can have your shitty ass music but to want to be like him? Well that’s just fucking retarded.

Oh lets get on the fans, why do you feel that anyone who don’t like these statistical ass black, ignorant fools are haters? Why are you taking up for someone who don’t even know you’re breathing? You’re getting pissed and calling people haters like they gone come knocking on your door and congratulating you on being a fucking groupie. Also, they can be as rich as Bill Gates but that means squat to how I feel about the quality of their music. Their bankroll and what they accomplished in life does not have shit to do with me. If I think they fucking suck then they fucking SUCK! Its not much you or anyone can do about it. I don’t have to like those idiots. You can have your lame ass rappers dicks to suck on hombre because not amount of sucking can you do to make me believe their music isn’t fucking horrible.

Its not like I try listening to the garbage, I just hear the shit on a daily basis and it makes my stomach hurt. It makes me want to gouge Gucci Lame’s eyes out. Him and the other rappers I mentioned are lyrically disabled and they don’t have better shit to rap about. That’s why I have to walk around with my Zune with me because not only is Rap and Hip-Hop garbage but R&B is getting to that point as well.

I challenge someone to find me 25 songs by Lil’ Wayne and Gucci Mane that makes total sense and doesn’t contain, ‘re-up’, crack, trap house, drugs, bitches, weed, getting high or anything else related to that. I bet you won’t find a damn one cause that’s all they can muster up to do.

Well, you can get mad, piss, cry, shit, eat, write a check, play basketball, shoot somebody, call me all the haters your second grade drop-out educated asses can muster but at the end of the day Gucci Mane sucks.