I decided to make of the list of weapons in Left 4 Dead 2 [there are new ones of course] just in case people were wondering, or even knew there were going to be new weapons.
Update: If I missed any…feel FREE to leave a comment with the weapons that I did miss if I missed any. THANK YOU!
Also! Think and READ before you post. People have been commenting saying I don’t have this or that when I do.
Tier 1
Pump Shotgun
Does 25 damage per pellet and 250 damage if all pellets hit. (10 pellets)
Does 2000 damage per clip if all pellets hit, should take 3 magazines to kill a Tank when up-close.
Requires a pump after each shot.
The Chrome Pump Shotgun is the most basic shotgun in the game. It deals high damage at close range but the spread causes it to be ineffective at medium to long range. It was revealed in very early builds of the Left 4 Dead 2 beta and rarely seen. It is modeled after the Remington 870 Marine Magnum.
Does 20 damage per shot.
Does 950 damage per magazine, so it takes 7 magazines to kill a Tank.
More accurate than the Silenced Submachine Gun.
The Sub-machine Gun deals light progressive damage. It holds 50 rounds with 480 in reserve, and has enough accuracy to shoot at medium range. Although it is replaced by the assault rifle in tier 2, it still has the highest rate of fire. It also has noticeable stopping power. The main drawback to the sub-machine gun is the high rate of ammo expenditure; most Survivors using a sub-machine gun will run out of ammo partially through a level if they aren’t conservative with their shooting. However, it is great for medium-ranged closed-quarters such as large warehouses and apartments. Its high rate of fire, penetration and accuracy make it a longer ranged alternative to the pump shotgun.
Silenced Sub-machine Gun
Does 25 damage per shot. CI has 50hp on Normal/Advanced and 90 on Expert.
Does 1250 damage per magazine, so it should take 5 magazines to kill a Tank if you aim good.
The Silenced Sub-machine Gun fires its rounds at a very high rate of fire. All the rounds in one magazine can be fired in 5 seconds. It has a capacity of 50 rounds per magazine. It is modeled after the Military Armament Corporation M10 sub-machine gun (colloquially known as the MAC-10) with a suppressor.
3-burst Shotgun [?]
Chrome Shotgun
Does 24 damage per pellet and 240 damage if all pellets hit. (10 pellets)
Does 1920 damage per clip, should take 4 magazines to kill a Tank.
More accurate than the Pump Shotgun.
Requires a pump after each shot.
The Chrome Pump Shotgun is the most basic shotgun in the game. It deals high damage at close range but the spread causes it to be ineffective at medium to long range. It was revealed in very early builds of the Left 4 Dead 2 beta and rarely seen. It is modeled after the Remington 870 Marine Magnum.
Tier 2
Auto Shotgun (Tactical)
28 damage per pellet, 280 if all pellets hits.
2880 damage per magazine, should kill a Tank in 3 magazines.
The auto shotgun is the next weapon up from the pump shotgun. It doesn’t require a pump after every shot so it can be fired much faster, but if reloaded from empty magazine, the bolt must be pulled, which takes a second,so its best to reload before the weapon is empty. The rate of fire is an advantage for wiping out crowds of Infected and cr0wning Witches. On a side note it’s effectiveness against Tanks has been decreased. The range and power of the shots is also improved. It is modeled after the Benelli M1014 semi-automatic shotgun.
Hunting Rifle
Does 90 damage per shot, and 1-shots CIs on any difficulty unless you aim for the limbs.
Does 1350 damage per magazine, should take 5 magazines to kill a Tank.
The hunting rifle has an attached scope that can be used to pick off Infected from long distances away. However, it is extremely ineffective at close range as each shot must be aimed at individual Infected. It’s the best weapon to use if Infected pack into small tunnels or hallways because of the power and ability to blow through Infected and hit others. It may also be used to penetrate walls. This is an effective weapon to kill Smokers who are on top of buildings or hills. It is modeled after the Ruger Mini-14 rifle.
Does 33 damage per shot.
Does 1650 damage per magazine, should take 4 magazines to kill a Tank.
The assault rifle is a fully automatic weapon that deals high damage at long range. It is more effective than the submachine gun in all respects, doing more damage with higher accuracy. This is effective at killing special infected at a distance and dealing constant damage at a closer range. It can be effectively used on Tanks if attacking at a close range. It is modeled after the M16A2 assault rifle. It is confirmed that it is the M16A2 because it says it right on the gun in the game.
Sniper Rifle
90 damage per shot, 1-shots all CIs.
2700 damage per magazine, should take 3 magazines to kill a Tank.
Holds more ammo per magazine.
The Sniper Rifle will do more damage against Special Infected while still killing the Common Infected in one hit. It will also be more accurate when moving and be black in color instead of the wood brown of its predecessor. It has a capacity of 30 rounds each magazine; increased from the 15 from before. It is suspected that this will be a Tier 2 weapon. It is modeled after the Heckler & Koch G3SG/1 rifle, a scoped G3 variant
Does 44 damage per shot. (Not sure if this means per burst or per bullet)
Does 2640 damage per magazine, 3 magazines to kill a Tank.
The Combat Shotgun fires shotgun shells and has a capacity of 10 shells each reload. It is modeled after the Franchi SPAS-12 Semi-Automatic Shotgun.
SCAR (Combat Rifle)
The Combat Rifle is an automatic weapon that has a capacity of 60 rounds per magazine and fires in three-round bursts. It is suspected that this will be a Tier 2 weapon. It is modeled after the Fabrique Nationale SCAR-L assault rifle.
Does same damage as a Pipe-bomb.
Can not gain more ammo from ammo piles.
Kill radius varies on difficulty.
The Grenade Launcher is a weapon in Left 4 Dead 2. Based on footage from Comic Con, it appears to be a M79 Grenade Launcher. Not much is known about the grenade launcher other than “it liquefies flesh-eaters with remarkable efficiency.” It fires one shell at a time and takes around two or three seconds to reload. It takes the place of the primary weapon. It appears to have the same power as the pipe bomb. It also has the worst friendly fire damage,
Does 525 damage per magazine, 1050 when dual wielded. Takes 12 magazines to kill a Tank, and 6 magazines when dual wielded.
Infinite ammo.
The SIG Sauer P220 Pistol is the backup weapon of the Survivors in Left 4 Dead 2. It is one of the weapons they can use when knocked down, although with a slower rate of fire and greatly decreased accuracy. The pistol(s) is one of the only weapons that has infinite ammunition. However, they are still limited to a magazine capacity of 15 rounds.
Dual Pistols [P220 Pistol)
Magnum Pistol (Cannot be dual-wielded)
Does 80 damage per shot.
Does 640 damage per magazine, should take 10 magazines to kill a Tank.
Like the normal pistols, it has infinite ammo.
All of the weapons in Left 4 Dead 1 reuse weapon code from another Valve game, Counter-Strike.
The flashbanggrenade was rumored to have been made a weapon at some point, which would have stunned all nearby Infected. However, there is no proof in the game files that a flash-bang grenade ever existed.
The posters before each level sometimes show characters with scoped MP5s, but they are not usable in the actual game.
It has been rumored that a revolver may also be featured but there is little to no evidence of this as of yet.
There also may have been a usable knife as a melee weapon, the sound can be found in the weapons/knife folder.
The posters before each level sometimes show characters with scoped MP5s, but they are not usable in the actual game.
In Left 4 Dead (with the exception of one area each in the 3rd and 4th chapters of Death Toll and in Crash Course), all tier 2 weaponry spawns in groups; allowing players to choose which weapon they want to wield against the Infected.
The flashlight is mounted on each gun and is sensitive to how the player moves it. It scatters with players’ movements when they reload part of a magazine, reload the entire magazine, melee or switch weapons.
An interesting thing to note is that the pistol is the only weapon that actually has a reason to stay attached to you. Weapons put on your back don’t have a strap keeping them on, and molotovs, pipe Bombs and pills also seem to float on the player’s waist.
If you spawn a useable item while you’re still holding one, the one you dropped will be ineffective, meaning it wont get set off no matter what. Picking it up and throwing it solves this.
It is odd that the “Cooldown” bar comes up when you melee with guns but fighting with a melee weapon, there comes no “Cooldown”, even though in reality the use of melee weapons would exhaust you much quicker than hitting with the backside of a gun.
In Left 4 Dead 2 , not all weapons have a full stock of ammunition. When you approach a weapon close enough, it will say if the weapon is fully loaded or not.
In Left 4 Dead 2 Demo, it should be noted that upon picking up a melee weapon, Survivors drop their pistol (if they are dual wielding, they will drop both pistols). However, when they are incapped, they still pull out a pistol, and once revived, the pistol is no longer part of their inventory and the melee weapon is still in the pistol slot. This is the game designer realising that if a teammate is pinned a melee weapon would be useless.
Also in the L4D2 Demo, all Melee weapons have a blur effect when swung. This includes both the primary fire (swinging the weapon) and the secondary fire (pushing with the weapon).
When Picking up ammo from a stock pile in Left 4 Dead, it would only fill the reserve ammunition to its maximum capacity. In Left 4 Dead 2, picking up ammo from a stock pile would fill the reserve past its usual limit, to the point that if you were reload after, your weapon would be fully loaded.
In Left 4 Dead 2 Demo, typing “give melee” in console will give you a glitched melee weapon. When taken out it appears to be glitch arms flying all over the place. It has no HUD icon, either. If traded for a different melee weapon or a pistol, the world model will appear as a Hunter’s arms.
In the Left 4 Dead 2 Demo, typing “give hi_claw” in console (replacing “hi” with the name of a Special Infected) will cause an apparent glitch. The “infected_claw”s are most likely supposed to be the weapons that Infected players use while playing a Versus game. However, when spawning is attempted, a P228 will drop on the floor that you cannot pick up.
Does 25 damage per shot. CI has 50hp on Normal/Advanced and 90 on Expert.
Does 1250 damage per magazine, so it should take 5 magazines to kill a Tank if you aim good.
If you think being in a relationship is easy and all you have to do is say I love you every other month then you’re sadly mistaken. I’ve been with Cedric on and off for the past 4-5 years and it hasn’t been easy. There are the occasional arguments here and there but for the most part its just the commitment. I don’t have commitment issues its just the effort and time you have to put into it. Right now Cedric is sick and there’s nothing I can do to help him. Neither one of us has health insurance and Cleveland, Ohio is one of the worst places to try to get decent health care. The way he’s been coughing and sneezing I should of been sick by now and I just glad I’m not. The point is that I can’t take care of him and I know he needs me right now because sometimes he can’t get out of bed.
If you’re living with your significant other no matter how long or how short it has been I think you should know that its tough. Cooking and cleaning after a man for starters. Oh my I could have just cleaned the kitchen and finished cooking and he’ll come along and tear the whole kitchen up. Its hard getting a man to clean up after himself because they’re lazy. If I can cook, clean and do your laundry you can put the cap back on the pickles and stick them back in the fridge. I don’t ask for much from him but I give him a lot.
Around this time last year; a worst case scenario almost became reality. There was a shooting and he was in the crossfire and luckily he didn’t get shot. At this time I wasn’t living with him but a few days before I was just thinking about how life is so short and how something can happen to him so quick. I was trying to remember when was the last time I told him I loved him and I couldn’t. Well he managed to make it to my grandmothers house safely and I didn’t know what to feel. I know I wasn’t angry like anyone else would of been. I was happy that he was okay. I told him I loved him and that was the end of that.
There are a lot of things I should be doing differently in this relationship but something is holding me back from doing so. I don’t know if its my emotions or if its just him. He don’t complain much about me if any at all but its a lot with him that’s just unacceptable when you’re in a relationship. Certain things you don’t say out loud; like recently, he told me he would trade me away for a brand new gaming computer. For once I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not but for some reason I couldn’t get angry with him but nonetheless, you don’t say anything like that to your supposedly girlfriend. Some men have a hard time knowing when to shut up or not and that can end relationships so fast. Its good to be honest but to bluntly speak your mind like that? In my book that’s mental abuse.
The thing is this, being in a relationship takes work and lots of it. Don’t deprive your friends [if you have any], your health, or your family for a man or a woman though. Don’t wait til its too late to tell someone you love them, but don’t say it if you don’t mean it. If you have common sense, know what is appropriate to say and what’s not [unless you're a child in a man's/woman's body]. Try your best to be there for them and take care of them. Don’t get in a relationship you know you can’t commit to. If you know you’re a cheater, save yourself the energy and don’t start something you’re going to finish on a sour note. If you’re not happy with that person, leave them. Remember, love is not supposed to hurt no matter how many ways you try to convince yourself.
If that ain’t the truth. I’m living in a country where God is used to start wars and to put people behind bars if it came to where the person swearing on the holy bible was actually lying. I’m not saying those without a deity cannot commit a crime. Those with one seem to have more of an irrational reason though. It was this guy I knew and he joined the army because he felt that God told him to join so he can kill people. His exact words were, “God told me to join the army so these people in Iraq can die by my hands.” and all I could do is shake my head and walk away. He was a fluent church goer; infact I think that’s where I met him. I haven’t heard from him sense, the last time I spoke to him, he was days before departing. Anyway, its not only that its people who is always damning someone to hell as well. Saying “there is a special place for people like you hell”. How the in the hell do you know that? Have you been there? If I’m correct, I don’t think there is seat placards for people in hell according to the “good word”.
Hell, according to this blog here. God has killed 30 million people. So I guess in a way, Christians are like children that are being led by example.
I kill … I wound … I will make my arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh. Deuteronomy 32:39-42
What a shame and someone had the nerve to tell me that Atheist are brainwashed by the “Devil“. I honestly don’t know who is what any more. What kind of “God” allows all the good people of the earth get murdered, or die of some incurable disease while all the “evil” of the world is running amok? Rapists are getting a slap on the wrist while those who give back to their community ends up perishing. So let me ask you Christians, what kind of God is that? Those who can speak to this God, what kind of things are you asking it when you’re conversing with it? I know it can’t be much because obviously, nothing has changed for the better. Let me just throw something random out there; if God created man I’m sure he created homosexuals because according to recent idiotic studies; homosexuality is genetic. Wouldn’t that contradict everything that you Christians are so upset about? Oh but wait, my bad God did something to take care of all of that so no one would question it. He gave humans free will. -straight face-
The best way to make someone an Atheist is to have them read the bible.
I don’t know what motivates them; the get rich quick scheme, famous rappers and producers, lack of an education, myspace who knows. I do know that I’ve listened to my fair share of said rappers and producers and I will have to say that most of them were in fact garbage. Those who breathe, eat, sleep myspace track plays are the ones I’m talking about. Day in and day out there is someone asking me to listen to their music and when I do, I’m always let down. They give me this impression that its something that I “never heard before” when that’s not the case.
What it all dwindles down to is their lyrics and instrumentals sound a like. The lyrics in ones songs is about drugs, money, females, and violence. If I need that in my life, I would download every last piece of shit of music Gucci Mane, Lil’ Wayne and Plies has ever made. I look at these producers when they’re trying to make a buck for their music and its obvious they’re not getting far because its so many of them. If anything they’re not getting rich quick, they’re getting poor quicker. Getting rich by finding the easy way to make money doesn’t work for everyone. When I say everyone, I mean half if not more of Myspace.
I’ve conversed with a lot of these rappers and producers and they sound like they never picked up a book or even stepped inside of a school. They have this “thug” mentality and its astounding how stupid they are. Most sound paranoid as if someone is always out to get them or steal their music. I ask them do they have it patented and they say they don’t know what that mean. I try talking to them on an adult level and they can’t even keep a conversation going without begging me to listen to their latest beat/track. I try giving them constructive criticism and they act like I just shot them in the ass or slap the crap out of their mother.
How can you be a rapper or a producer if you’re dumb as a brick wall and have the mentality of someone below a 1st grader? How can you be a “lyrical genius” if you’re stupid as hell? What example are you setting for children of the future with lyrics about “bitches and ho’s”? That’s why I find most of you music producers and rappers pathetic. You’re trying to follow in your role-model’s footsteps and get rich like them but you haven’t gotten far and you probably won’t. That “if Gucci Mane can do it, I can too” shit shouldn’t apply to you. Its other ways to shine and being a statistic shouldn’t be one of them.
I would list the ones that people should spare their ear-drums and sanity from but I’ll be here all night. I might come back and list them anyway if I don’t have anything else to do later on.
I’m sorry but people who think I shouldn’t be ashamed of what my race has been doing for the past generation or so should just either watch this video or shut the fuck up.
This is disgusting. People resting places aren’t even safe from ignorant out of control black teens these days. If they would of did it at a Zoo they would of fit right in but they’re in a graveyard doing this bullshit? Couldn’t they had went home to their house and did this niggertry? These idiots are ass shaking on someone’s grave. I don’t know where you’re from but that shit is just plain disrespectful. I was speechless when my friend first sent me the link to this video. All I could do was shake my head and hope my little sister don’t grow up to be a product of her environment.
I have to ask though, what are the parents doing if their are any present in the home? Furthermore, who was the idiot who said, “hey lets go degrade ourselves on someone’s grave”? I hope they didn’t do that shit because Halloween is near. I don’t care what the reason is, the fact still stands that they are in a graveyard, dancing on people’s graves. Just when I thought the youth of this generation couldn’t get any stupider. I don’t even think I can blame this on the parents. They’re at that age where they know right from wrong but they’re victims of peer-pressure as well. Not making excuses for them because there is no excuse that can excuse them from doing some out of the world shit like that.
Honestly, what did you expect out of a PCvideo game Demo? This is probably why the console players got theirs earlier because its easier. A computer has to think more than a console do. Anyway, here are the things wrong with the game.
Game freezing every 10 seconds.
In-game music is skipping.
Game crashes back to desktop.
I can launch the game, and watch the introduction movie, but whenever I go past that the game closes to the desktop and displays “Completing installation…” and does nothing. Any fixes would be appreciated.
Demo refuses to launch, only gives purchase option.
Game disappearing from game list.
Crash in single player at end of second map when closing door crashed with memory error.
Multi-player we could all walk through certain walls and cars, couches etc but the game still worked fine.
Multi-player the game crashed when it loaded the second map.
AI in single player mode would stop shooting when being mobbed by large number of infected.
Purple “rope graphic” when throwing boomer bile at the alarm area.
NPC survivors would get stuck in looping animations when picking up objects.
After pulling a teammate up,the player hand is still held out as if you are going to pull someone up, goes away after shooting.
Common infected try to knock down a door that’s not there. [Meaning its been knocked down already and they're still you know...trying to knock it down.]
The characters sometimes have something that looks like a foot spasm. Like they are treading water.
The healing animations don’t function inside the Safe-room at times.
Special infected spawn in same place on occasions.
Australian and Germany version being over-censored.
Witch doesn’t react properly to survivors sometimes.
Hit boxes not working on Special Infected.
I saw a zombie with its knees bent and arms straight out to its sides spinning around like a helicopter. It stopped and looked at me for a second, then went back to spinning, so I shot it.
Zombies being too easy to kill.
“The survivors have escaped” is in very tiny lettering.
Can’t hear in-game music.
Guns disappearing from inventory.
Special Infected being invisible.
Infected having no heads but only in certain actions.
The choice to be able to walk through the scenery.
The little bridge right out from the very start of the game that leads out of the starting area got dislodged and everyone started clipping through it, falling off the edge and needing other teammates to help them get pulled back up.
Smokers being able to grab survivors through doors.
Common Infected wearing Riot Gear does not die.
Tank being too easy to kill.
Launching Demo un-mutes mic.
Can’t carry a primary gun and a melee weapon.
The Wandering Witch only responds if you shoot her, loud noises, walking right next to her and shooting boomers that’s a foot away won’t disturb her.
Pink and black textures on the wall. [Sounds like a graphical issue.]
Pre-loading to %100 just make the game download all over again.
Bile bomb seems more effective when just thrown on the floor like a pipe bomb.
The older SI seem weak compared to the new ones.
Too many options on what to grab as far as Pipe bombs, Bile bombs, Molotov Cocktails, etc etc are concerned.
Shooting accuracy has declined.
The game has the same feel as Left 4 Dead.
Getting charged by the Charger only to have him go right through me, hit the wall and some how managed to grab me from 10-15ft away and started pummeling me in the spot he originally charged from.
Common infected think the fastest way to get to me is climbing over lampposts instead of walking around.
View-models are too close to the camera.
Illegal position: get on roof in Parish.
Ability to revive a player from any height.
Illegal position: ability to ledge on a wall that doesn’t exist.
Melee flashlight does not cast shadows.
Incompatibility with MOTD and Internet Download Manager.
Invalid client.dll’s.
You’ll see the Valve logo, then the L4D2 intro movie. If you let it play through, or if you press Escape to skip it, the game then crashes with an Engine Error saying “Could not load library client.”
Cross-hair sometimes disappears, however returns when the weapon is fired.
AI path-finding bugs: infected are getting ’stuck/caught’ on the cars or poles in the level.
Lack of idle animation movement in pistols.
Smoker has no ‘pull’ animation, either standing or moving. Often time appears he his floating across the ground and standing still when he fires his tongue.
AI issue: bots occasionally congregate, particularly in corners and will refuse to move. They often refuse to pick up items such as med-kits and pills/adrenaline outside safe rooms even if they desperately need them.
CI issue: the CI will attack you from very odd angles, like running to you with their faces directed at you but bodies at an odd angle. Their body movement seems very unnatural and weird and objects in their way seem to make it worse.
Every time the map changes, performance for some ATI users would drop to unplayable levels.
Assigning melee/heal to MOUSE4 means you can’t heal teammates. Trying to do so with mouse4 will act as if you’re just pressing, not holding Mouse4. It switches in to healing then quits right after.
Friendly fire disabled for incapacitated people.
No self-awareness.
Here are my suggestions for some of these errors. If you have the demo, and its giving you errors and nothing you do seems to work. Try waiting a few days, the servers at Valve are probably at its capacity sense people are trying to install the game at once. If you’re having problems with Left 4 Dead 2 freezing, try disabling Multicore rendering. If you’re trying to play Left 4 Dead online but you can’t connect, you should also wait, there a lot of anxious and potential whiners still installing the game. If you’re having other problems with decrypting, try restarting Steam. That seems to help a lot of people. If you haven’t been able to even download it yet, you should just wait til they hype dies down. Chances are there are others who can’t even download it yet.
The demo will not be available to those who did not pre-order Left 4 Dead 2. The Grenade Launcher, Incendiary Ammo is not available to use in the demo.
The only melee weapons in the demo are:
Tonfa
Machete
Frying Pan
Electric Guitar
On another note, I feel sorry for those who live in Australia and Germany. They have Censored dead bodies and when you shoot the infected, they disappear before they hit the ground. There is barely any gore or blood in the game.
First off when you first visit the site you have to adjust your eyes to the colors chosen for the site, then you have to get past the part where it says “F*@K THE HATERS!” then to enter the site you have to click “Get your cle SWAG on”. First of all, swag in “urban” terminology is:
To have your own style. [According to what my readers have told me].
How in the hell does Cleveland as a city of Ohio have “swag”? I don’t know but I know if you’re going to represent Cleveland in such a manner, don’t make a whole site about it making Cleveland, Ohio look bad. It looks bad by itself, it doesn’t need to be in the form of a poorly done site. Speaking of which, on the site some if not most of the links are nonoperational. The header of the site says “Untitled”. It look like it was made by some deranged gang member. Oh, but let me tell you what ClevelandSwag.com is all about…
Cleveland Swag.com is your new favorite website. [O'RLY?! You know that how?]
Cleveland Swag.com is the site that’s about to kick your ass, so brace yourselves! [Yea okay, the only thing that's going to be kicked is me kicking myself in the ass for finding that site.]
Cleveland Swag is a PRO CLEVELAND website. [It needs to be aborted.]
We have formed to serve two purposes: [This site has no purpose.]
1) To force Clevelanders to get their swag on and start representing their city. [Define swag and less and that's what this site is.]
2) To slap the taste out of our haters’ mouths. [Yea, you're really going to do that online.]
And speaking of haters, we’re starting with the sissy, pantywaist losers who live here that have no love for their own city. [Why does it matter to you about what others think about where they lay their head?]
Some of you bitches need a good old-fashioned pimp-slap, and Cleveland Swag.com is more than happy to deliver. [Yea you're going to hand deliver pimp-slaps via internet]
The days of people dissing Cleveland are over. Belee dat! [WTF? All Clevelanders don't talk like that!]
I feel like I’m getting ahead of myself, so let’s back up a minute. [The moment you entertained and pursued the idea of making this site you was ahead of yourself.]
The idea of representing Cleveland is there but the purpose is all wrong. It lacks structure and it makes Cleveland look even more ridiculous. The character even had the nerve to advertise his website on Cleveland.com. The nerve of this jokester.
Are you tired of the sorry Clevelanders who sit around year after year and dwell over our “bad luck” in sports, even though one of the most famous, amazing basketball players in the world is from here and plays for our team? [So having a good player automatically diminishes all the supposedly "bad luck"? & the Cleveland Cavaliers still lose. Come Summer 2010 there won't be no more Lebron James and good riddens for that. He can't show his true potential with a half-ass team like the Cavaliers.]
If you live here and you enjoy sports I don’t think getting tired of the Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland Indians and the Cleveland Cavaliers forever losing is considered “dwelling”. The hockey team we had was better than all three of those put together.
This “creator” of ClevelandSwagless.com is “tired” of Clevelanders and their “low self-esteem” well honestly if its that bad, don’t make a website that’s really nothing but a bunch of bullshit, just move the hell out of Ohio. Really would anyone want this character representing all of Cleveland? If it was up to this person, we would be the laughing stock of the nation. We already have a sharing title of one of the poorest cities in the nation, lets not make it worse K?\
Also if he/she was going to post links to other sites, at least allow them to be operational. What’s the point in saying “click here” when you really have to copy and paste? There’s also an interview section for people he feel that are famous in Cleveland or people he “feel like” interviewing but yet, there are NO interviews. Then it goes on by saying that if any celebrities [or people who need a career boost] just so happen to stumble across that site and would like to get an interview is to contact them. Well apparently they’re “swamped”. The site has been up for a while so they can’t be too “swamped”.
Well if I need a few laughs because my day was shitty, I know exactly where to go. ClevelandSwassg.com.
I went on the Steam’s Left 4 Dead 2 forum site and all people are doing is crying, moaning bitching and whining that the game has been pushed back to 10 hours. Its just a demo and its not like they are canceling the demo completely and making you wait til the game is released. Crying and bitching about a demo being delayed is fucking retarded. Be glad you’re getting the demo at all. You’ll get it when you get it. Shit happens and flooding the forums is not going to make them hand you the demo any faster. So what that the Xbox 360 gamers get to play their demo earlier than PC gamers. That is not their fault.
I’ve never see so many cry babies about a damn demo in my life. I don’t think the Left 4 Dead boycott members were this damn bad and I’m sure there are a huge fraction of them just as frustrated as you. People are on there rage-posting and telling people to rage this and rage that. What the hell can your simple damn font do? Posting the fax and contact numbers to valve is not going to prove a point, its just going to get laughed at. I’m laughing now at all those supposed “gamers” that are crying about a demo that is just that. You only get to play 1 and and half chapter, nothing more…nothing less. Whose to say the demo is going to be what you think it is anyway? With that being said, I’m expecting a lot more forums once the demo is released. People will be crying how they didn’t get what they expected. Well no one told them to have their expectancy for a damn demo over 9000.
People as of now are saying they’ve been lied to. How were you lied to? Oh because they delayed the game for 10 more hours? How is that a lie? A lie is saying a demo is coming out but never do. That is a damn lie. When things get close to a release date for video games, things are bound to happen. People end up showing their true colors and after awhile its no longer funny, its just plain sad. Video game companies don’t owe gamers a damn thing. They make games to put food on their table, not yours. So Valve can release their demo whenever they fucking please. Its not much you can do about it, its you who wants to play the game so badly so its you who is ass hurt, not them. If you want to shoot zombies so bad, occupy yourself by playing Left 4 Dead.
Go over there to steam in the Left 4 Dead 2 forums if you need amusement, especially if you’re like me and could give a damn about a damn demo delay.
I’ve always wondered why Christians felt that telling me that they were going to pray for me will make me feel any less different about me being an Atheist before they said it. I just need to know do they make a memo or have a little sticky note stuck on their headboard with a list of things people to pray for? Who the hell remembers to pray for an Atheist? I can’t speak for all Atheists when I say this but, I don’t need you Christians praying for me, I’m not brainwashed, I’m not senile, I’m a human being just like you.
The pastor that was blowing my phone up earlier this month showed up at my apartment door last week and he wanted to talk to me about repenting. All I could think of at that moment is that there are people that believe and I’m positive that they need him more than I do. In these trying times it was so hard not to take that thick ass book of lies and smack him with it. He was determined to get me back in the church but I wasn’t having it. I listened to what he had to say but I kindly told him if he don’t leave me alone and stop calling me and showing up uninvited I’ll have to press charges for harassment. I seriously thought Jehovah’s Witnesses was persistent but I guess I was wrong. Well when he finally got ready to leave, he made sure to tell me that he would pray for me. What am I supposed to say to that? Thank You Mr. Jackass?
Am I supposed to feel special that you spent your time praying for me? What am I supposed to say to someone when they say they will pray for me when they know what they know? Basically, why do you Christians give a flying fuck? What do you get out of praying for an Atheist? A blessing? Good Karma? A ticket to the Oprah Show? What?!?! I know some of you persistent assholes need a swift kick in the ass. Gosh I never been so annoyed with Christians. Sometimes I wish I could turn back the hands of time and make it where I never told anyone I was an Atheist.
Those who have heard of this game probably have tried playing it and couldn’t. Others are playing it and have became pissed. Well obviously I can understand because of the limited amount of fish you can add to the tank. At level 4 the capacity of the tank rises to 30 from 10. I guess that’s a start. To buy your first tank in FishVille, you’ll need $10,000. Although, its not that hard to make cash on the game but it would make it easier if you can add more than just 30 fish to a tank and that the tanks didn’t cost so much. In Fish World, the tanks only cost $1000 and the first one is free and you can buy the first two tanks after the free one at $500 before they raise the price to $1000.
I don’t know how long I’ll be playing this game but so far, its very easy to level-up. As far as the fish is concerned, you don’t know exactly when the fish need to be fed or when they grow because the timing is wrong. The fish that’s 5 minutes to grow needs to be fed from 1-3 minutes if you don’t and 2 or so minutes go by, they die. So this is basically like Roller Coaster Kingdom where you have to babysit yet another game if you want to level up fast. Of course you can’t get ribbons or decorate your tank’s background just yet.
After level 5 [which is the level I'm on at the making of this blog] it’ll take a bit longer to level up if you continue to use the 5 and 15 minute fish. So I don’t want to be babysitting the game all night, I chose to buy the 1 day and 12 hour fish that don’t need to be so much and in short times. Basically I don’t have to babysit the game. Its risky though closing the game out because the fact that I’ve been trying all day to play the game to see how it is means that I might not be able to get back into the game later on to check on my fish. So right now, Zynga Games FishVille is a play at your own risk flash game.
Anyway, I play FarmVille, YoVilee, Roller Coaster Kingdom, Island Paradise [yes I know, not a Zynga Game] and Cafe World just in case anyone is looking for neighbors. Feel free to add me here. I’ll be updating this blog with new info as it comes in.
A lot of people who have my personal e-mail has e-mailed me asking me why were the comments closed. Well do you really want to know why? Of course you do. Well…this is why:
This clown also known as “kin6x” better known as “U Wish U Knew Me” thought it was okay to flood my blog with his stupid comments. Then try to flood my blog with more of his stupid ass comments again the second time around. He’s on standby, lurking my blog to see when and if I allow people to comment again just so he can flood my blog. Get this though, I have no idea what his motive is. The guy comes out of thin air with no relevancy to why he’s being a jackass on my blog. He’s a so called a rapper and this was his little rap about me:
-yea you pussy faggots wanna test me
-i only need lyrics, when you need a vest and a 9 piece
-im da one from the south and dats foreal g
-Im slappin and clappin on da admins especially lee
-You fuck dogs, dats why you claim im ugly
-When i got girls stacked up high like mountain peaks
-Yea, but now this is the end of my rap
-I can see now that lee and tha fagmins are feelin trapped.. ohhhhhh
So I laugh and laugh and laugh. Piss him off to unconsciousness and he proceeds to say this to me:
By the way.. keep deleting my comments lol. I have all of them saved now. So when I have time off during the day you can bet your ass ill be on here givin yall hell AND ill repost all the others lol. Im gonna love this.
I warned you
Yea, you guessed it, he actually thought or still think that posting comments repetitively will get next to me. When he fail to realize after countless times in telling this idiot that he’s been labeled as spam so most if not all his comments goes to the spam folder. Sometimes though Askimet can be gay and allow his comments get through. Nonetheless he’s still a fucking idiot:
Have fun editing or deleting all those comments lol. My challenge still stands u no talent pussies. Diss me if you dare and get FUCKED UP!
He began making threats and while doing so he was probably drooling at the mouth. I hope he loved the fact that his plans were foiled and I have no means in opening my comments no time soon. I’m not going to comment about the way he looks, I’ll just leave that to my admins when they see this. They’re the only ones that can comment…for now. Oh, if you want to know who this guy is [his screen name on here was "U Wish U Knew Me"] just go here to his Myspace. Maybe one of you will buy his music that costs .75 cents out of pity for the poor son of a bitch. I would but I’m not that noble.
Just in case Mr. Idiot just so happens to stumble upon this blog let me just say this to you:
I suggest you save that pocket lint up so you can make a coat because up here the weather is cold, and we as Northern folks don’t want you to get cold when you come up here to “fuck us up”. Boy sit your non-talented ass down. I have more going for me in my left toe-nail than you got going in your whole life. I’m so far more talented than you, that I probably got more views on my blog than you got listeners.
Everyone don’t have to rap to be talented and vise versa but in your case, you rap because getting a job is not in your jurisdiction because you fell prey to the get-rich-quick scheme, well listen you stupid piece of shit, you aren’t going any where with those 75 cent pieces of shit on your Myspace page. You’ll continue to be ass-hurt about who knows what and I’ll continue to be better than you.
I have yet to figure out what provoked you to come on my blog with this coonery. But it ends here and now, so go ahead and try and flood my blog if ya want. You won’t get far. Have fun getting pissed because I foiled your plans. Oh but don’t let that stop you from mono-logging. Monologue all the fuck you want, only flaw is that the only one that will hear/read it is you. So go on your Myspace page and blog about it. Again, my site is better than your said rap career which I shouldn’t even call a career, that’s obviously an insult to real rappers and I’m not talking about your average Lil’ Wayne and Gucci Mane either.
How does it feel to know that you weren’t the one to get the last laugh?
Anyway, everyone with a bone to pick with me seem to pick this specific blog. Well, there’s a reason why I have a hate-mail page, send all your stupidity there or to my contact page when its available.
A dedicated hosting service, dedicated server, or managed hosting service is a type of Internet hosting in which the client leases an entire server not shared with anyone. This is more flexible than shared hosting, as organizations have full control over the server(s), including choice of operating system, hardware, etc. Server administration can usually be provided by the hosting company as an add-on service. In some cases a dedicated server can offer less overhead and a larger return on investment. Dedicated servers are most often housed in data centers, similar to collocation facilities, providing redundant power sources and HVAC systems. In contrast to collocation, the server hardware is owned by the provider and in some cases they will provide support for your operating system or applications.
Why is no Dedicated Servers bad for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 you ask? Say if you stay in Egypt, and you want to play with someone in the United Statesonline, well it won’t be possible because the servers from my understanding will only allow to connect to others in your region. Yes that will suck for a lot of Clan Members as well as solo gamers.
Infinity Ward’s community manager Robert Bowling has dropped a bombshell on the PC community by confirming there will be no dedicated servers for the eagerly anticipated sequel. Robert Bowling has revealed there are no plans for dedicated servers or mod support in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Instead, matchmaking on the PC will entirely go through a system on the back-end called IW.net.
Some gamers are even go as far as boycotting the game. Well the outcome of the Left 4 Dead 2 boycott did not favor to the boycotters so I don’t know how much gamers boycotting MW2 will do. There is even an a petition that people can electronically sign so that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 can have dedicated servers. From my sources and e-mails, these are the specific reasons why people are so pissed about the game:
We’re doing a lot on the backend to make the game accessible for everyone.
Jason West at the MP event, said that he was dead on, on the matchmaking servers. We’ve been building a system on the back-end called IW.NET.
You are completely reliant on IW.NET. There are no server lists. There are no dedicated servers.
You have private matches where you can customize the game
You cannot put MW2 on a dedicated server.
This is the first time we’ve ever done something like this and the team has huge plans for what IW.NET develops into.
Customizing your game…you have quite a few options in a private match
You’re getting same game (as in Console), plus matchmaking and private match.
Server admin point-of view, NO DEDICATED SERVERS
Why would they make such a awesome game and throw a catch in there? And I thought the Left 4 Dead 2 boycotters had it bad. Well lets just be glad Activision had no part in making Left 4 Dead 2. The concept of forced matchmaking in itself annoys the crap out of me.
I wonder how many people have canceled their pre-order for the game because of this huge flaw. Well as far as PC gamers are concerned anyway but as for console gamers they won’t have any problems so I’m guessing the PC pre-orders are going to plummet while the console pre-orders are going to rise.
I guess those who will like to play with members in their clan they will have to stick with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare or Call of Duty: World at War. Or find good players in your region to join your clan. I know if I play the game, I won’t be playing online anyway, I want to play the storyline more than anything. Tis a sad day for gamers come November 10, 2009.
Some people argue that its just games and that people shouldn’t be so pissy about errors in the game but if Zynga is going to design and distribute games, they should work and be stress free. People play video games to ease stress but all Zynga Games is doing is provoking stress. There are a lot of complaints about the multiple errors in both Cafe World and Roller Coaster Kingdom but the designers at Zynga aren’t paying attention to that. They are constantly adding more features to the game instead of fixing the problems with the game.
The games are awesome they have potential but they lack structure. Yea beta’s are not always supposed to be the complete game that’s why its called a beta but these two games seem like they still in the crawling stage. Well here are the complaints with both Cafe World and Roller Coaster Kingdom
Cafe World
The lack of space. The game allows you to have all these stoves, counters and tables but you have no room to put them all. You have to wait probably for months or so before they allow you to expand your park.
Constant down-time. The game is either down because of the servers are down or because they felt that adding new features and items to the game in the middle of the day is the perfect time.
Losing dishes that were cooking. Say you are cooking pizza and you refresh or go to another game, come back and the dish is gone. That pisses you off doesn’t it?
Taking doors down and still have people entering restaurant. I’ve seen this a few times in the past week or so where I would want to pause the game by taking the doors down because I was out of food and I did not want to lose my buzz rating of 105.0. I take the doors down and people are walking through walls. So I close the browser and open it back up the next day and there is a door on the wall when I specifically deleted them all.
There are more but those are the major ones for Cafe World.
Roller Coaster Kingdom
Having to babysit the game just to get money and to level up. I have to sit and keep the game open just to make sure I get the money and the leveling up that I deserve from the visitors.
Having to use real money. Its understandable in Farmville but its just stupid in Roller Coaster Kingdom.
People lose everything. I never had these problems but after Zynga updates the game and people can play again, people have lost their money, rides, neighbors and or tours.
The servers. Enough said.
That annoying music before the game starts up. Also the fact that when it loops, you can actually tell its looping.
The loading screens. I don’t know why their servers favorite % is 74…
It uses too many browser resources. I mean come on, its a flash game and I don’t think the games over at Shockwave.com uses that many resources.
Visitors getting stuck. Now this one I have witnessed. They’ll be in a line but they won’t move. They’re just standing there frozen.
Hiring friends to work as operators. Hiring friends does not add value to the user, it is obviously a way to market the game to other potential users.
Too many restrictions. You can’t do this, you can’t do that..etc…etc.
Expanding your park requirements. You have to have a billion neighbors to expand the park. Again with the marketing ploy.
Moving rides around. There should be an easier way to move rides around. You should be able to rotate them as well.
No saving option. You should be able to save your progress since leaving the page would result in you losing your visitors. Farm-ville and now Cafe World has a save feature.
Complaints from other users:
1. Do not attempt to collect rewards (Broken down bus, Baby Moose or Lost Bag of money) in a new browser page while you have customers in another or the connection will be lost and with it, all your customers.
2. Sometimes the connection is reset at random = all customers and thus all coins and XP is lost.
3. The three prices, Lost Baby Moose, Broken Down Bus and Bag of money once were worth between up to 60K coins. Zynga reduced this to 1000 coins for the baby moose/bag of money. The broken down bus now only yields 6 park visitors (or orphans) with 15 coins each to spend. Whoopeee! 90 coins instead of 10,000 – what a trade… NOT!
4. It is by far the WORST memory hog ever in the history of Windows. Park visitors still have half their coins but it has already slowed to a crawl with the pagefile fully used up. (2.2 GB) With so much available memory one wonders what is demanding in Flash using vector graphics. Even a RAM defragmenter has no effect. Yuck, RCK is a nice idea but very poorly implemented.
Anyway if you play these games and would like more neighbors, either leave a comment with your facebook link so people can add you or just add me. I’m always looking for Neighbors for Farmville, Cafe World, Roller Coaster Kingdom and Yoville.
The game puts four human playable or AI-controlled Survivors of an apocalyptic pandemic against hordes of the Infected. Regular Infected are controlled by the game AI, while human players can control up to four mutated Special Infected with special abilities in Versus mode. The goal of Left 4 Dead for the Survivors is to help each other make it through a level to safety. Infected players must cooperate to stop them.
No Mercy, focused on moving towards a Hospital for evacuation. Takes place in an apartment building, subway station, sewer, Mercy Hospital, and a Rooftop Finale. The rescue vehicle that saves the Survivors is a News 5 Helicopter.
Crash Course takes place directly after the No Mercy Rescue. The News 5 Helicopter crashes in an area close to The Turnpike in Death Toll. The helicopter is caused to crash after Zoey kills the pilot who is, in fact, infected. This campaign is focused on delivering a full multi-player campaign in just 1/2 hour. It was released for download on the 29th of September 2009.
Death Toll takes place from an abandoned highway, the drainage system of Riverside, a church, the town of Riverside and the Boathouse Finale. In which the Survivors contact two civilians; John and Amanda Slater. A boat arrives to rescue the Survivors.
Dead Air, a campaign focused on getting through an Infected greenhouse, through a metropolitan area, an air station terminal, and finally, a last stand at a Runway Finale. Dead Air's rescue vehicle is a C-130 Hercules that has run out of fuel, and the Survivors must wait for it to fuel before they are rescued.
Blood Harvest, a campaign that revolves around getting to a military base in a rural area. This campaign begins with a wooded area, continues on to a train yard, and culminates in a Farmhouse Finale reminiscent of the film Night of the Living Dead. An M93 Fox Armored Personnel Carrier is the rescue vehicle in Blood Harvest's campaign.
The Last Stand, this campaign has only one level, The Lighthouse. This campaign can only be played after downloading the Survival DLC. It is located in the woods, with a large lake off to the side, unreachable by the Survivors. As it can only be played in Survival Mode, there is no rescue vehicle that arrives to rescue the Survivors and always ends with the Survivors' death.
Left 4 Dead 2
According to Valve, the Infection has spread to the southern United States, where the sequel picks up 1 week after the events of the first game (3 weeks after the first infection).Left 4 Dead 2 will feature three new Infected (the Charger, revealed in the E3 '09 trailer; the Spitter, revealed on July 20th, 2009 and the Jockey), 20 new weapons including melee weapons, new items, upgraded Infected (limbs can be taken off), the Uncommon Common Infected (such as the hazmat-suited Infected that are immune to fire), five new campaigns which are said to connect unlike the original's, new Survivors, and one new game mode, entitled 'Scavenge Mode'.
This is the first campaign of the game, taking place in Savannah, GA. The Survivors find themselves caught up in the chaos of a recent outbreak of the Infection, and have to fight their way through the still partially functional city to to a shopping mall, where they make their escape in a muscle car
Upon finding the freeway out of Savannah blocked by abandoned cars, the Survivors are forced to leave their vehicle and make their way on foot to the Whispering Oaks amusement park, where a nearby train station will provide them with an escape route out of Georgia to a rumored safe zone near New Orleans, LA.
The train in which the Survivors escaped Savannah has derailed and crashed outside a small town in rural Louisiana. Now they have to fight their way through the nearby swamps and an abandoned shantytown to a giant plantation house, where they have to fight the horde until a rescue boat comes to save them.
Almost nothing is known about this campaign - the Survivors' plan to escape from the infected zone have failed one more time, and they are forced to fight their way through a partially flooded industrial complex and find an alternate way to reach New Orleans.
As the morning sun begins to rise, the Survivors finally manage to reach New Orleans, only to find the city completely overrun by the Infected. They have to make their way through the streets of the French Quarter, a cemetery and the military's abandoned quarantine zone until they finally arrive at a partially collapsed table bridge. On the other side is a military helicopter waiting to take the Survivors out of the city to a flotilla of commandeered cruise ships in the Gulf of Mexico, where the last remnants of humanity in the area have regrouped, safe in the knowledge that the Infected can't swim...so far...
Kept getting e-mails asking me why haven’t I made a list of special infected on my blog. Its because there’s a Wiki for that but okay I’ll make a list. I don’t see the point now though, the game comes out soon and people will have the demo before then. Whatever though…
Special Infected
The Hunter
The Jockey
The Spitter
The Tank
The Witch/Wandering Witch
The Charger
The Smoker
The Boomer
Other Infected [The Uncommon Common Infected] Mud Men
Hazmat Infected
Clown Infected
Riot Infected
No the Screamer will not be in Left 4 Dead 2. It was supposed to be in Left 4 Dead 1 but they cut that infected for another. No you will not be able to play as the old survivors in the new game and no they will not be infected in the new game either. No the Boycott did not succeed in what they were asking for although they think they did.
Sniper Rifle
Spas-12 (Combat Shotgun)
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are canceling the demo completely and making you wait til the game is released. Crying and bitching about a demo being delayed is fucking retarded. Be glad you’re getting the demo at all. You’ll get it when you get it. 
and rage that. What the hell can your simple damn font do? Posting the fax and contact numbers to valve is not going to prove a point, its just going to get laughed at. I’m laughing now at all those supposed “gamers” that are crying about a demo that is just that. You only get to play 1 and and half chapter, nothing more…nothing less. Whose to say the demo is going to be what you think it is anyway? With that being said, I’m expecting a lot more forums once the demo is released. People will be crying how they didn’t get what they expected. Well no one told them to have their expectancy for a damn demo over 9000.
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Comments Have Been Closed on Asilee.com Until Further Notice
October 24, 2009 by Lee
A lot of people who have my personal e-mail has e-mailed me asking me why were the comments closed. Well do you really want to know why? Of course you do. Well…this is why:
This clown also known as “kin6x” better known as “U Wish U Knew Me” thought it was okay to flood my blog with his stupid comments. Then try to flood my blog with more of his stupid ass comments again the second time around. He’s on standby, lurking my blog to see when and if I allow people to comment again just so he can flood my blog. Get this though, I have no idea what his motive is. The guy comes out of thin air with no relevancy to why he’s being a jackass on my blog. He’s a so called a rapper and this was his little rap about me:
So I laugh and laugh and laugh. Piss him off to unconsciousness and he proceeds to say this to me:
Yea, you guessed it, he actually thought or still think that posting comments repetitively will get next to me. When he fail to realize after countless times in telling this idiot that he’s been labeled as spam so most if not all his comments goes to the spam folder. Sometimes though Askimet can be gay and allow his comments get through. Nonetheless he’s still a fucking idiot:
He began making threats and while doing so he was probably drooling at the mouth. I hope he loved the fact that his plans were foiled and I have no means in opening my comments no time soon. I’m not going to comment about the way he looks, I’ll just leave that to my admins when they see this. They’re the only ones that can comment…for now. Oh, if you want to know who this guy is [his screen name on here was "U Wish U Knew Me"] just go here to his Myspace. Maybe one of you will buy his music that costs .75 cents out of pity for the poor son of a bitch. I would but I’m not that noble.
Just in case Mr. Idiot just so happens to stumble upon this blog let me just say this to you:
I suggest you save that pocket lint up so you can make a coat because up here the weather is cold, and we as Northern folks don’t want you to get cold when you come up here to “fuck us up”. Boy sit your non-talented ass down. I have more going for me in my left toe-nail than you got going in your whole life. I’m so far more talented than you, that I probably got more views on my blog than you got listeners.
Everyone don’t have to rap to be talented and vise versa but in your case, you rap because getting a job is not in your jurisdiction because you fell prey to the get-rich-quick scheme, well listen you stupid piece of shit, you aren’t going any where with those 75 cent pieces of shit on your Myspace page. You’ll continue to be ass-hurt about who knows what and I’ll continue to be better than you.
I have yet to figure out what provoked you to come on my blog with this coonery. But it ends here and now, so go ahead and try and flood my blog if ya want. You won’t get far. Have fun getting pissed because I foiled your plans. Oh but don’t let that stop you from mono-logging. Monologue all the fuck you want, only flaw is that the only one that will hear/read it is you. So go on your Myspace page and blog about it. Again, my site is better than your said rap career which I shouldn’t even call a career, that’s obviously an insult to real rappers and I’m not talking about your average Lil’ Wayne and Gucci Mane either.
How does it feel to know that you weren’t the one to get the last laugh?
Anyway, everyone with a bone to pick with me seem to pick this specific blog. Well, there’s a reason why I have a hate-mail page, send all your stupidity there or to my contact page when its available.
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